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1. "If God would have wanted us to live in a permissive society He would have given us Ten Suggestions and not Ten Commandments."

Zig Ziglar

categories: God and Religion -:- Human -:- Manners and Ethics


2. "If homosexuality were the normal way, God would have made Adam and Bruce."

Anita Bryant

categories: Human -:- Normality and Madness


3. "If I die, I forgive you; If I live, we shall see."

Spanish proverb

categories: Egoism -:- Forgiveness


4. "If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world."

Clive Staples Lewis, "Mere Christianity"

categories: Dreams and Desires


5. "If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulder of giants."

Newton Isaac

categories: Talent and Genius


6. "If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?"

Abraham Lincoln

categories: Manners and Ethics -:- Truth and Falsity


7. "If intelligence had anything to do with the voting process, then all the smart people would vote the same."

Anon.

categories: Intellect, Judgement -:- Politics and Diplomacy


8. "If it is art, it is not for the masses."

Arnold Schoenberg

categories: Art and Culture


9. "If Jack's in love, he's no judge of Jill's beauty."

Benjamin Franklin

categories: Beauty and Ugliness -:- Love



10. "If Jesus Christ were to come today, people would not even crucify him. They would ask him to dinner, and hear what he had to say, and make fun of it."

Thomas Carlyle

categories: God and Religion -:- Various


11. "If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them."

Isaac Asimov

categories: Knowledge, Ignorance -:- Question and Problem


12. "If lawyers had been present on Mount Sinai, the Ten Commandments would have twelve hundred amendments, all summing to the conclusion: The rich may ignore the rules, the poor will be hanged if they violate the smallest subordinate clause."

Robert Anton Wilson

categories: Law and Crime -:- Richness and Money


13. "If marriages were made by putting all the men's names into one sack and the women's names into another, and having them taken out by a blindfolded child like lottery numbers, there would be just as high a percentage of happy marriages as we have here in England."

George Bernard Shaw, "Misalliance"

categories: Happiness -:- Marriage


14. "If married couples did not live together good marriages would be more common."

Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

categories: Marriage


15. "If Men and Women took their Pleasures as noisily as the Cats, what Londoner could ever hope to sleep of nights?"

Aldous Huxley, "After Many a Summer Dies the Swan"

categories: Manners and Ethics -:- Nature and Animals


16. "If men cease to believe that they will one day become gods then they will surely become worms."

Henry Miller

categories: Dreams and Desires -:- Human


17. "If Moses had gone to Harvard Law School and spent three years working on the Hill, he would have written the Ten Commandments with three exceptions and a saving clause."

Charles Morgan

categories: Law and Crime


18. "If my body is enslaved, still my mind is free."

Sophocles, "Fragments"

categories: Freedom and Servitude


19. "If my theory of relativity is proven correct, Germany will claim me as a German and France will declare that I am a citizen of the world. Should my theory prove untrue, France will say that I am a German and Germany will declare that I am a Jew. "

Albert Einstein

categories: History and Nations -:- Science and Technology -:- Success and Fame


20. "If nobody spoke unless he had something to say, the human race would very soon lose the use of speech."

William Somerset Maugham

categories: Oration and Silence



21. "If not against us, nature is not for us."

Herman Melville, "Mardi"

categories: Nature and Animals


22. "If one does not understand a person, one tends to regard him as a fool."

Carl Gustav Jung

categories: Intellect, Judgement -:- Wisdom and Stupidity


23. "If only our great thinkers could learn to talk, and our great talkers could learn to think."

Ashleigh Brilliant

categories: Intellect, Judgement -:- Oration and Silence


24. "If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed."

Albert Einstein

categories: Bravery and Fear -:- Law and Crime -:- Good and Evil


25. "If people never did silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done."

Ludwig Wittgenstein

categories: Intellect, Judgement -:- Wisdom and Stupidity


26. "If people should ever start to do only what is necessary millions would die of hunger."

Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

categories: Various


27. "If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters."

Nora Ephron

categories: Various


28. "If slavery is not wrong, nothing is wrong."

Abraham Lincoln

categories: Freedom and Servitude -:- Good and Evil


29. "If Socrates lived and died like a philosopher, Jesus lived and died like a God."

Jean-Jacques Rousseau

categories: Life and Death


30. "If someone is too tired to give you a smile, leave one of your own, because no one needs a smile as much as those who have none to give."

Anon.

categories: Joy and Sadness


31. "If the Government is big enough to give you everything you want, it is big enough to take away everything you have."

Gerald Ford

categories: Authority, Government



32. "If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place."

George Savile

categories: Law and Crime


33. "If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail."

Abraham Maslow

categories: Question and Problem


34. "If the secret of being a bore is to tell all, the secret of pleasing is to say just enough to be-not understood, but divined."

Rémy De Gourmont, "Selected Writings"

categories: Various


35. "If the Third World War is fought with nuclear weapons, the fourth will be fought with bows and arrows."

Louis Mountbatten, 1st Earl Mountbatten of Burma

categories: Peace and War


36. "If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that of an expert saying it can't be done."

Peter Ustinov

categories: Various


37. "If there is a 50-50 chance that something can go wrong, then 9 times out of 10 it will."

Paul Harvey

categories: Destiny and Fate


38. "If there is anything we wish to change in the child, we should first examine it and see whether it is not something that could better be changed in ourselves."

Carl Gustav Jung

categories: Family and Loneliness


39. "If there is no God, man is most unfortunate freak of nature. "

Kazimierz Matan

categories: God and Religion -:- Human -:- Nature and Animals


40. "If there were fish in a lake, fishing would not make sense."

Lech Walesa

categories: Nature and Animals


41. "If there were no bad people there would be no good lawyers."

Charles Dickens, "The Old Curiosity Shop"

categories: Law and Crime -:- Good and Evil


42. "If there were only one religion in England there would be danger of despotism, if there were two, they would cut each other's throats, but there are thirty, and they live in peace and happiness."

François-Marie Arouet (Voltaire), "Letters on England"

categories: God and Religion -:- History and Nations



43. "If there were only one truth, you couldn't paint a hundred canvases on the same theme."

Pablo Picasso

categories: Art and Culture -:- Truth and Falsity


44. "If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend; on the other hand, if two strangers come with the same request, accept because you will gain one friend."

St. Augustine of Hippo

categories: Friendship and Hostility


45. "If vaudeville had died, television was the box they put it in."

Larry Gelbart

categories: Art and Culture -:- Science and Technology


46. "If we accept that a mother can kill even her own child, how can we tell other people to not kill each other? Any country that accepts abortion is not teaching its people to love, but to use any violence to get what they want."

Mother Teresa of Calcutta

categories: Manners and Ethics


47. "If we are bound to forgive an enemy,we are not bound to trust him."

Thomas Fuller

categories: Forgiveness -:- Friendship and Hostility -:- Trust


48. "If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us."

Francis Bacon

categories: Justice


49. "If we don't end war, war will end us."

Herbert George Wells

categories: Peace and War


50. "If we find a man of rare intellect, we should ask him what books he reads."

Ralph Waldo Emerson

categories: Intellect, Judgement -:- Wisdom and Stupidity

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