Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Albert Einstein
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1. "The majority is never right, unless it includes me."
Categories: Egoism
2. "The difference between friendship and love is how much you can hurt each other."
Categories: Friendship and Hostility -:- Love
3. "The best reason for having dreams is that in dreams no reasons are necessary."
Categories: Dreams and Desires
4. "Success for some people, depends on becoming well-known; for others, it depends on never being found out."
Categories: Success and Fame
5. "Sometimes the best way to be useful is to get out of somebody's way."
Categories: Various
6. "Please don't lie to me, unless you're absolutely sure I'll never find out the truth."
Categories: Truth and Falsity
7. "One good thing about my computer: it never asks why."
Categories: Science and Technology -:- Question and Problem
8. "My play was a complete success. The audience was a failure."
Categories: Defeates and Mistakes -:- Success and Fame
9. "My first line of defense against reality is called sleep."
Categories: Reality and Imagination
10. "Living on earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the sun."
Categories: Various
11. "Life may have no meaning -- or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove."
Categories: Life and Death
12. "Life is too important to be taken as a joke, but too ridiculous to be taken seriously."
Categories: Life and Death -:- Wit and Humor
13. "Life is the only game in which the object of the game is to learn the rules."
Categories: Life and Death
14. "Keep some souvenirs of your past, or how will you ever prove it wasn't all a dream?"
Categories: Time and Passing
15. "If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion."
Categories: Family and Loneliness
16. "If only our great thinkers could learn to talk, and our great talkers could learn to think."
Categories: Intellect, Judgement -:- Oration and Silence
17. "Be kind to unkind people; they probably need it the most."
Categories: Manners and Ethics
18. "All I want is a little more than I'll ever get."
Categories: Egoism
2007, collected and compiled by Kazimierz Matan
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