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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

Albert Einstein


Quotations of selected author

Ashleigh Brilliant

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1. "The majority is never right, unless it includes me."

Categories: Egoism


2. "The difference between friendship and love is how much you can hurt each other."

Categories: Friendship and Hostility -:- Love


3. "The best reason for having dreams is that in dreams no reasons are necessary."

Categories: Dreams and Desires


4. "Success for some people, depends on becoming well-known; for others, it depends on never being found out."

Categories: Success and Fame


5. "Sometimes the best way to be useful is to get out of somebody's way."

Categories: Various


6. "Please don't lie to me, unless you're absolutely sure I'll never find out the truth."

Categories: Truth and Falsity


7. "One good thing about my computer: it never asks why."

Categories: Science and Technology -:- Question and Problem


8. "My play was a complete success. The audience was a failure."

Categories: Defeates and Mistakes -:- Success and Fame


9. "My first line of defense against reality is called sleep."

Categories: Reality and Imagination


10. "Living on earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the sun."

Categories: Various


11. "Life may have no meaning -- or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove."

Categories: Life and Death


12. "Life is too important to be taken as a joke, but too ridiculous to be taken seriously."

Categories: Life and Death -:- Wit and Humor


13. "Life is the only game in which the object of the game is to learn the rules."

Categories: Life and Death


14. "Keep some souvenirs of your past, or how will you ever prove it wasn't all a dream?"

Categories: Time and Passing


15. "If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion."

Categories: Family and Loneliness


16. "If only our great thinkers could learn to talk, and our great talkers could learn to think."

Categories: Intellect, Judgement -:- Oration and Silence


17. "Be kind to unkind people; they probably need it the most."

Categories: Manners and Ethics


18. "All I want is a little more than I'll ever get."

Categories: Egoism