Quotations of selected author

Evan Esar

1899 - 1995. American humorist.


1. "[Statistics] The science that can prove everything except the usefulness of statistics."

source: "Esar's Comic Dictionary"

categories: Science and Technology


2. "[Statistics] Fiction in its most uninteresting form."

source: "Esar's Comic Dictionary"

categories: Science and Technology -:- Reality and Imagination


3. "You can't do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth."

categories: Life and Death


4. "The girl with a future avoids a man with a past."

categories: Woman and Man


5. "Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary."

categories: Oration and Silence


6. "Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them."

categories: Memory -:- Various


7. "Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it."

categories: Family and Loneliness -:- Woman and Man


8. "Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment."

categories: Optimism and Hope



9. "Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose."

categories: Human


10. "America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week."

categories: Richness and Money -:- Education


11. "A bacteriologist is a man whose conversation always start with the germ of an idea."

categories: Science and Technology