1868-1930. True name Frank McKinney Hubbard, American humorist and journalist.
1. "We'd all like to vote for the best man but he's never a candidate."
categories: Politics and Diplomacy
2. "There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them."
categories: Woman and Man
3. "The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket."
categories: Richness and Money
4. "No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish."
categories: Joy and Sadness -:- Various
5. "Men are not punished for their for sins, but by them."
categories: Sin and Conscience
6. "Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny."
categories: Defeates and Mistakes -:- Destiny and Fate
7. "It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you."
categories: Richness and Money
8. "If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest."
categories: Various
9. "Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men."
categories: Youth and Age
10. "Bargain - anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on."
categories: Various
11. "A good listener is usually thinking about something else."
categories: Oration and Silence