1. "The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink."
categories: Manners and Ethics -:- Science and Technology
2. "The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting."
source: "Social Studies"
categories: Oration and Silence
categories: Science and Technology -:- Youth and Age
source: "Social Studies"
categories: Intellect, Judgement -:- Sin and Conscience
5. "My favorite animal is steak."
categories: Nature and Animals -:- Various
6. "Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep."
categories: Life and Death
categories: Intellect, Judgement -:- Youth and Age
8. "Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine."
categories: Health and Alcohol -:- Oration and Silence
9. "Food is an important part of a balanced diet."
categories: Health and Alcohol
10. "Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying."
categories: Family and Loneliness -:- Richness and Money