1. "Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more."
categories: Wisdom and Stupidity -:- Woman and Man
2. "Why do you have to be a nonconformist like everybody else?"
categories: Various
3. "There is no exception to the rule that every rule has an exception."
categories: Various
categories: Wit and Humor
5. "The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel."
source: "Lanterns and Lances"
categories: Art and Culture
6. "The most dangerous food is wedding cake."
categories: Health and Alcohol -:- Marriage
categories: Manners and Ethics -:- Various
8. "Old age is the most unexpected of all the things that can happen to a man."
categories: Youth and Age
9. "Love is the strange bewilderment that overtakes one person on account of another person."
categories: Love
10. "It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers."
categories: Question and Problem
categories: Wit and Humor
12. "Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead."
source: "Fables for our Time"
categories: Health and Alcohol