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1. "A baby sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers."
categories: Youth and Age
2. "A BAD day's fishing still beats a GOOD day at work!"
categories: Work and Laziness -:- Wit and Humor
3. "A bartender is just a chemist with a limited inventory."
categories: Various
4. "A book is a present you can open again and again!"
categories: Art and Culture
5. "A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterward."
categories: Richness and Money -:- Various
6. "A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it."
categories: Various
categories: Various
8. "A butterfly is a self-propelled flower."
categories: Nature and Animals
9. "A Camel is a horse designed by a committee."
categories: Nature and Animals -:- Various
categories: Politics and Diplomacy -:- Richness and Money
11. "A candy a day gives the dentist his pay."
categories: Health and Alcohol
12. "A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco, wrapped in paper, fire at one end, fool at the other."
categories: Health and Alcohol
13. "A computer is almost human - except that it does not blame its mistakes on another computer."
categories: Human -:- Science and Technology
14. "A conscience does not prevent sin. It only prevents you from enjoying it."
categories: Joy and Sadness -:- Sin and Conscience
15. "A conservative is a politician who wants to keep what the liberals fought for a generation ago."
categories: Politics and Diplomacy
16. "A Democrat -- too poor to be a capitalist, too rich to be a Communist."
categories: Politics and Diplomacy
17. "A diplomat is someone who can speak without saying anything."
categories: Oration and Silence -:- Politics and Diplomacy
categories: Time and Passing -:- Woman and Man
19. "A face without freckles is like a sky without stars."
categories: Youth and Age
20. "A friend is someone who dances with you in the sunlight and walks beside you in the shadows."
categories: Friendship and Hostility
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categories: Friendship and Hostility
22. "A good friend sees the first tear, catches the second and stops the third."
categories: Friendship and Hostility -:- Pain and Tears
23. "A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow."
categories: Time and Passing
24. "A happy person is one whose arithmetic is at its best when they is counting their blessings."
categories: Happiness -:- Joy and Sadness
25. "A husband is a man who lost his liberty in pursuit of happiness."
categories: Freedom and Servitude -:- Happiness -:- Marriage
26. "A husband is the medicine that cures all the ills of girlhood."
categories: Marriage
27. "A laugh is a smile with a soundtrack."
categories: Joy and Sadness -:- Optimism and Hope -:- Wit and Humor
28. "A liberal is a socialist with a wife and two children."
categories: Family and Loneliness -:- Politics and Diplomacy
categories: Health and Alcohol -:- Youth and Age
30. "A man who thinks he is smarter than his wife, has a very smart wife!"
categories: Intellect, Judgement -:- Marriage
31. "A person is only as big as the dream they dare to live."
categories: Dreams and Desires
categories: Health and Alcohol -:- Optimism and Hope
33. "A real patriot is someone who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works."
categories: Patriotism
34. "A seafood diet is the best: whenever you see food, eat it."
categories: Health and Alcohol
35. "A sharp tongue and a dull mind are usually found in the same head."
categories: Various
36. "A smart husband buys his wife very fine china so she won't trust him to wash it."
categories: Marriage -:- Trust
37. "A smile is a curve that sets things straight."
categories: Joy and Sadness -:- Various
categories: Joy and Sadness
39. "A stand can be made against invasion of an army; no stand can be made against invasion of an idea."
categories: Various
40. "A synonym is a word you use in place of one you can't spell."
categories: Various
41. "A Terrorist is a man with a bomb but no aircraft to drop it from."
categories: Peace and War -:- Various -:- Good and Evil
42. "A tree never hits an automobile except in self-defense."
categories: Nature and Animals -:- Science and Technology
43. "A wise man sees as much as he should, not as much as he can."
categories: Wisdom and Stupidity
44. "A wise person has something to say, a fool has to say something."
categories: Oration and Silence -:- Wisdom and Stupidity
45. "A woman never shot a man while he was doing dishes."
categories: Woman and Man
46. "A woman's greatest power is her vulnerability."
categories: Power and Weakness -:- Woman and Man
47. "A 'wish' changes nothing. A 'decision' changes everything!"
categories: Dreams and Desires -:- Various
48. "Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle."
categories: Various -:- Youth and Age
categories: Various
50. "After all, life is really simple; we ourselves create the circumstances that complicate it."
categories: Life and Death -:- Question and Problem
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