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1. "A 'wish' changes nothing. A 'decision' changes everything!"
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categories: Dreams and Desires -:- Various
2. "A baby sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers."
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categories: Youth and Age
3. "A BAD day's fishing still beats a GOOD day at work!"
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categories: Work and Laziness -:- Wit and Humor
4. "A bartender is just a chemist with a limited inventory."
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categories: Various
5. "A bend in the road is not the end of the road... unless you fail to make the turn."
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categories: Various
6. "A book is a present you can open again and again!"
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categories: Art and Culture
7. "A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterward."
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categories: Richness and Money -:- Various
8. "A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it."
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categories: Various
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categories: Various
10. "A butterfly is a self-propelled flower."
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categories: Nature and Animals
11. "A Camel is a horse designed by a committee."
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categories: Nature and Animals -:- Various
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categories: Politics and Diplomacy -:- Richness and Money
13. "A candy a day gives the dentist his pay."
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categories: Health and Alcohol
14. "A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco, wrapped in paper, fire at one end, fool at the other."
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categories: Health and Alcohol
15. "A computer is almost human - except that it does not blame its mistakes on another computer."
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categories: Human -:- Science and Technology
16. "A conscience does not prevent sin. It only prevents you from enjoying it."
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categories: Joy and Sadness -:- Sin and Conscience
17. "A conservative is a politician who wants to keep what the liberals fought for a generation ago."
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categories: Politics and Diplomacy
18. "A Democrat -- too poor to be a capitalist, too rich to be a Communist."
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categories: Politics and Diplomacy
19. "A diplomat is someone who can speak without saying anything."
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categories: Oration and Silence -:- Politics and Diplomacy
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categories: Time and Passing -:- Woman and Man
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21. "A face without freckles is like a sky without stars."
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categories: Youth and Age
22. "A friend is someone who dances with you in the sunlight and walks beside you in the shadows."
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categories: Friendship and Hostility
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categories: Friendship and Hostility
24. "A good friend sees the first tear, catches the second and stops the third."
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categories: Friendship and Hostility -:- Pain and Tears
25. "A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow."
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categories: Time and Passing
26. "A happy person is one whose arithmetic is at its best when they is counting their blessings."
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categories: Happiness -:- Joy and Sadness
27. "A husband is a man who lost his liberty in pursuit of happiness."
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categories: Freedom and Servitude -:- Happiness -:- Marriage
28. "A husband is the medicine that cures all the ills of girlhood."
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categories: Marriage
29. "A laugh is a smile with a soundtrack."
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categories: Joy and Sadness -:- Optimism and Hope -:- Wit and Humor
30. "A liberal is a socialist with a wife and two children."
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categories: Family and Loneliness -:- Politics and Diplomacy
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categories: Health and Alcohol -:- Youth and Age
32. "A man who thinks he is smarter than his wife, has a very smart wife!"
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categories: Intellect, Judgement -:- Marriage
33. "A person is only as big as the dream they dare to live."
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categories: Dreams and Desires
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categories: Health and Alcohol -:- Optimism and Hope
35. "A real patriot is someone who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works."
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categories: Patriotism
36. "A seafood diet is the best: whenever you see food, eat it."
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categories: Health and Alcohol
37. "A sharp tongue and a dull mind are usually found in the same head."
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categories: Various
38. "A smart husband buys his wife very fine china so she won't trust him to wash it."
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categories: Marriage -:- Trust
39. "A smile is a curve that sets things straight."
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categories: Joy and Sadness -:- Various
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categories: Joy and Sadness
41. "A stand can be made against invasion of an army; no stand can be made against invasion of an idea."
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categories: Various
42. "A synonym is a word you use in place of one you can't spell."
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categories: Various
43. "A Terrorist is a man with a bomb but no aircraft to drop it from."
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categories: Peace and War -:- Various -:- Good and Evil
44. "A tree never hits an automobile except in self-defense."
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categories: Nature and Animals -:- Science and Technology
45. "A wise man sees as much as he should, not as much as he can."
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categories: Wisdom and Stupidity
46. "A wise person has something to say, a fool has to say something."
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categories: Oration and Silence -:- Wisdom and Stupidity
47. "A woman never shot a man while he was doing dishes."
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categories: Woman and Man
48. "A woman's greatest power is her vulnerability."
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categories: Power and Weakness -:- Woman and Man
49. "Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle."
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categories: Various -:- Youth and Age
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categories: Various
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