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1. "After the government takes enough to balance the budget, the taxpayer has the job of budgeting the balance."

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categories: Authority, Government -:- Richness and Money -:- Various


2. "Alimony: a mistake by two people paid for by one."

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categories: Marriage


3. "Alimony: funds which allow a woman who lived unhappily married to live happily unmarried."

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categories: Marriage -:- Woman and Man


4. "Always buy good shoes, and a good bed. Because if you aren't in one, you're in the other."

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categories: Various


5. "Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them."

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categories: Oration and Silence


6. "America is the only country in the world where the poor have a parking problem."

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categories: Richness and Money -:- Question and Problem


7. "An apple a day keeps the doctor away."

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categories: Health and Alcohol


8. "An expert is someone who guesses right more often than you do."

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categories: Knowledge, Ignorance


9. "An open mind does not always require an open mouth."

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categories: Intellect, Judgement -:- Oration and Silence



10. "An optimist can always see the bright side of the other guy's problems."

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categories: Egoism -:- Optimism and Hope


11. "An optimist invented an airplane, a pessimist invented a parachute."

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categories: Optimism and Hope


12. "Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind."

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categories: Anger


13. "Anger is a thief who steals away the nice moments."

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categories: Anger


14. "Anger is only one letter short of danger."

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categories: Anger


15. "Antiques are things one generation buys, the next generation gets rid off, and the following generation buys at auction at amazing prices."

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categories: Various


16. "Any car will last a lifetime - if you are careless enough."

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categories: Various


17. "Any man who laughs at women's clothes has never paid the bill for them."

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categories: Various


18. "Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone truly special to catch your heart."

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categories: Love


19. "Archeologist: someone whose career lies in ruins."

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categories: Science and Technology


20. "Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

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categories: Intellect, Judgement -:- Wisdom and Stupidity


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21. "Be cautious about lending money to friends. You might lose both."

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categories: Friendship and Hostility -:- Richness and Money


22. "Be on the world, not of it. As a waterdrop on a lotusleaf."

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categories: Various


23. "Beat me with the truth, don't torture me with lies."

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categories: Truth and Falsity


24. "Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes to the bone."

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categories: Beauty and Ugliness


25. "Beauty is quite different from charm, beauty is what you notice in a woman, charm is when a woman notices you."

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categories: Beauty and Ugliness


26. "Before you can break out of prison, you must realize that you are locked up."

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categories: Freedom and Servitude


27. "Best friends don't ask you: "Is something wrong?" Best friends ask you: "Whats wrong?"."

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categories: Friendship and Hostility


28. "Better single than sorry."

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categories: Family and Loneliness


29. "Blowing out another's candle will not make yours shine brighter."

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categories: Envy


30. "Borrow money from pessimists - they won't expect it back."

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categories: Optimism and Hope -:- Richness and Money


31. "Cancer is so limited, It cannot corrode faith, It cannot shatter hope, It cannot kill friendships, It cannot cripple love, It cannot destroy peace, It cannot silence courage, It cannot suppress memories, It cannot conquer the spirit."

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categories: Health and Alcohol -:- Power and Weakness



32. "Cats are meant to be loved, not to be understood."

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categories: Nature and Animals


33. "Chance makes our families, but choice makes our friends."

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categories: Family and Loneliness -:- Friendship and Hostility


34. "Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said."

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categories: Family and Loneliness -:- Oration and Silence


35. "Clock: A small mechanical device to wake up people without children."

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categories: Science and Technology


36. "Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous."

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categories: God and Religion -:- Various


37. "Conscience: keeps more people awake than coffee."

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categories: Sin and Conscience


38. "Cooking is just like religion. Rules don’t no more make a cook than sermons make a saint."

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categories: Various


39. "Courage is not the absence of fear. Courage is the presence of fear with the capacity to manage and overcome it."

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categories: Bravery and Fear


40. "Court Room Trial: Manipulation of the facts by two High-Priced salesmen, each attempting to sell his own version of the truth."

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categories: Law and Crime -:- Truth and Falsity


41. "Dead fish go with the flow... but I'm not dead yet."

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categories: Various


42. "Dear Jesus, Please help Mommy and Daddy. Take care of Brother and Me. And please God, take care of yourself cause if anything happens to you we are in big trouble. Amen."

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categories: God and Religion



43. "Death is life's way of telling you you're fired."

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categories: Life and Death


44. "Defeat may test you, but it need not stop you."

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categories: Defeates and Mistakes


45. "Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think."

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categories: Authority, Government -:- Intellect, Judgement -:- Politics and Diplomacy


46. "Depression is anger without enthusiasm."

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categories: Various -:- Anger


47. "Diplomacy is more than saying or doing the right things at the right time, it is avoiding saying or doing the wrong things at any time."

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categories: Politics and Diplomacy


48. "Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice."

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categories: Manners and Ethics


49. "DisneyLand: A people trap operated by a mouse."

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categories: Various


50. "Doctors bury their mistakes. Lawyers hang them. But journalists put theirs on the front page."

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categories: Defeates and Mistakes

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