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categories: Authority, Government -:- Richness and Money -:- Various
2. "Alimony: a mistake by two people paid for by one."
categories: Marriage
3. "Alimony: funds which allow a woman who lived unhappily married to live happily unmarried."
categories: Marriage -:- Woman and Man
4. "Always buy good shoes, and a good bed. Because if you aren't in one, you're in the other."
categories: Various
5. "Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them."
categories: Oration and Silence
6. "America is the only country in the world where the poor have a parking problem."
categories: Richness and Money -:- Question and Problem
7. "An apple a day keeps the doctor away."
categories: Health and Alcohol
8. "An expert is someone who guesses right more often than you do."
categories: Knowledge, Ignorance
9. "An open mind does not always require an open mouth."
categories: Intellect, Judgement -:- Oration and Silence
10. "An optimist can always see the bright side of the other guy's problems."
categories: Egoism -:- Optimism and Hope
11. "An optimist invented an airplane, a pessimist invented a parachute."
categories: Optimism and Hope
12. "Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind."
categories: Anger
13. "Anger is a thief who steals away the nice moments."
categories: Anger
14. "Anger is only one letter short of danger."
categories: Anger
categories: Various
16. "Any car will last a lifetime - if you are careless enough."
categories: Various
17. "Any man who laughs at women's clothes has never paid the bill for them."
categories: Various
18. "Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone truly special to catch your heart."
categories: Love
19. "Archeologist: someone whose career lies in ruins."
categories: Science and Technology
20. "Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."
categories: Intellect, Judgement -:- Wisdom and Stupidity
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21. "Be cautious about lending money to friends. You might lose both."
categories: Friendship and Hostility -:- Richness and Money
22. "Be on the world, not of it. As a waterdrop on a lotusleaf."
categories: Various
23. "Beat me with the truth, don't torture me with lies."
categories: Truth and Falsity
24. "Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes to the bone."
categories: Beauty and Ugliness
categories: Beauty and Ugliness
26. "Before you can break out of prison, you must realize that you are locked up."
categories: Freedom and Servitude
27. "Best friends don't ask you: "Is something wrong?" Best friends ask you: "Whats wrong?"."
categories: Friendship and Hostility
28. "Better single than sorry."
categories: Family and Loneliness
29. "Blowing out another's candle will not make yours shine brighter."
categories: Envy
30. "Borrow money from pessimists - they won't expect it back."
categories: Optimism and Hope -:- Richness and Money
categories: Health and Alcohol -:- Power and Weakness
32. "Cats are meant to be loved, not to be understood."
categories: Nature and Animals
33. "Chance makes our families, but choice makes our friends."
categories: Family and Loneliness -:- Friendship and Hostility
categories: Family and Loneliness -:- Oration and Silence
35. "Clock: A small mechanical device to wake up people without children."
categories: Science and Technology
36. "Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous."
categories: God and Religion -:- Various
37. "Conscience: keeps more people awake than coffee."
categories: Sin and Conscience
38. "Cooking is just like religion. Rules don’t no more make a cook than sermons make a saint."
categories: Various
categories: Bravery and Fear
categories: Law and Crime -:- Truth and Falsity
41. "Dead fish go with the flow... but I'm not dead yet."
categories: Various
categories: God and Religion
43. "Death is life's way of telling you you're fired."
categories: Life and Death
44. "Defeat may test you, but it need not stop you."
categories: Defeates and Mistakes
45. "Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think."
categories: Authority, Government -:- Intellect, Judgement -:- Politics and Diplomacy
46. "Depression is anger without enthusiasm."
categories: Politics and Diplomacy
48. "Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice."
categories: Manners and Ethics
49. "DisneyLand: A people trap operated by a mouse."
categories: Various
50. "Doctors bury their mistakes. Lawyers hang them. But journalists put theirs on the front page."
categories: Defeates and Mistakes
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