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1. "After all, life is really simple; we ourselves create the circumstances that complicate it."
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categories: Life and Death -:- Question and Problem
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categories: Authority, Government -:- Richness and Money -:- Various
3. "Alimony: a mistake by two people paid for by one."
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categories: Marriage
4. "Alimony: funds which allow a woman who lived unhappily married to live happily unmarried."
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categories: Marriage -:- Woman and Man
5. "Always buy good shoes, and a good bed. Because if you aren't in one, you're in the other."
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categories: Various
6. "Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them."
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categories: Oration and Silence
7. "America is the only country in the world where the poor have a parking problem."
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categories: Richness and Money -:- Question and Problem
8. "An apple a day keeps the doctor away."
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categories: Health and Alcohol
9. "An expert is someone who guesses right more often than you do."
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categories: Knowledge, Ignorance
10. "An open mind does not always require an open mouth."
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categories: Intellect, Judgement -:- Oration and Silence
11. "An optimist can always see the bright side of the other guy's problems."
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categories: Egoism -:- Optimism and Hope
12. "An optimist invented an airplane, a pessimist invented a parachute."
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categories: Optimism and Hope
13. "Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind."
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categories: Anger
14. "Anger is a thief who steals away the nice moments."
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categories: Anger
15. "Anger is only one letter short of danger."
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categories: Anger
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categories: Various
17. "Any car will last a lifetime - if you are careless enough."
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categories: Various
18. "Any man who laughs at women's clothes has never paid the bill for them."
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categories: Various
19. "Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone truly special to catch your heart."
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categories: Love
20. "Archeologist: someone whose career lies in ruins."
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categories: Science and Technology
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21. "Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."
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categories: Intellect, Judgement -:- Wisdom and Stupidity
22. "Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of."
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categories: Good and Evil -:- Manners and Ethics
23. "Be cautious about lending money to friends. You might lose both."
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categories: Friendship and Hostility -:- Richness and Money
24. "Be on the world, not of it. As a waterdrop on a lotusleaf."
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categories: Various
25. "Beat me with the truth, don't torture me with lies."
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categories: Truth and Falsity
26. "Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes to the bone."
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categories: Beauty and Ugliness
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categories: Beauty and Ugliness
28. "Before you can break out of prison, you must realize that you are locked up."
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categories: Freedom and Servitude
29. "Best friends don't ask you: "Is something wrong?" Best friends ask you: "Whats wrong?"."
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categories: Friendship and Hostility
30. "Better single than sorry."
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categories: Family and Loneliness
31. "Blowing out another's candle will not make yours shine brighter."
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categories: Envy
32. "Borrow money from pessimists - they won't expect it back."
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categories: Optimism and Hope -:- Richness and Money
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categories: Health and Alcohol -:- Power and Weakness
34. "Cats are meant to be loved, not to be understood."
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categories: Nature and Animals
35. "Chance makes our families, but choice makes our friends."
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categories: Family and Loneliness -:- Friendship and Hostility
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categories: Family and Loneliness -:- Oration and Silence
37. "Clock: A small mechanical device to wake up people without children."
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categories: Science and Technology
38. "Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous."
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categories: God and Religion -:- Various
39. "Conscience: keeps more people awake than coffee."
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categories: Sin and Conscience
40. "Cooking is just like religion. Rules don't no more make a cook than sermons make a saint."
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categories: Various
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categories: Bravery and Fear
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categories: Law and Crime -:- Truth and Falsity
43. "Dead fish go with the flow... but I'm not dead yet."
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categories: Various
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categories: God and Religion
45. "Death is life's way of telling you you're fired."
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categories: Life and Death
46. "Defeat may test you, but it need not stop you."
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categories: Defeates and Mistakes
47. "Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think."
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categories: Authority, Government -:- Intellect, Judgement -:- Politics and Diplomacy
48. "Depression is anger without enthusiasm."
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categories: Politics and Diplomacy
50. "Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice."
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categories: Manners and Ethics
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