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1. "After all, life is really simple; we ourselves create the circumstances that complicate it."

Anon.

categories: Life and Death -:- Question and Problem


2. "After the government takes enough to balance the budget, the taxpayer has the job of budgeting the balance."

Anon.

categories: Authority, Government -:- Richness and Money -:- Various


3. "Alimony: a mistake by two people paid for by one."

Anon.

categories: Marriage


4. "Alimony: funds which allow a woman who lived unhappily married to live happily unmarried."

Anon.

categories: Marriage -:- Woman and Man


5. "Always buy good shoes, and a good bed. Because if you aren't in one, you're in the other."

Anon.

categories: Various


6. "Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them."

Anon.

categories: Oration and Silence


7. "America is the only country in the world where the poor have a parking problem."

Anon.

categories: Richness and Money -:- Question and Problem


8. "An apple a day keeps the doctor away."

Anon.

categories: Health and Alcohol


9. "An expert is someone who guesses right more often than you do."

Anon.

categories: Knowledge, Ignorance



10. "An open mind does not always require an open mouth."

Anon.

categories: Intellect, Judgement -:- Oration and Silence


11. "An optimist can always see the bright side of the other guy's problems."

Anon.

categories: Egoism -:- Optimism and Hope


12. "An optimist invented an airplane, a pessimist invented a parachute."

Anon.

categories: Optimism and Hope


13. "Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind."

Anon.

categories: Anger


14. "Anger is a thief who steals away the nice moments."

Anon.

categories: Anger


15. "Anger is only one letter short of danger."

Anon.

categories: Anger


16. "Antiques are things one generation buys, the next generation gets rid off, and the following generation buys at auction at amazing prices."

Anon.

categories: Various


17. "Any car will last a lifetime - if you are careless enough."

Anon.

categories: Various


18. "Any man who laughs at women's clothes has never paid the bill for them."

Anon.

categories: Various


19. "Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone truly special to catch your heart."

Anon.

categories: Love


20. "Archeologist: someone whose career lies in ruins."

Anon.

categories: Science and Technology


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21. "Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Anon.

categories: Intellect, Judgement -:- Wisdom and Stupidity


22. "Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of."

Anon.

categories: Good and Evil -:- Manners and Ethics


23. "Be cautious about lending money to friends. You might lose both."

Anon.

categories: Friendship and Hostility -:- Richness and Money


24. "Be on the world, not of it. As a waterdrop on a lotusleaf."

Anon.

categories: Various


25. "Beat me with the truth, don't torture me with lies."

Anon.

categories: Truth and Falsity


26. "Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes to the bone."

Anon.

categories: Beauty and Ugliness


27. "Beauty is quite different from charm, beauty is what you notice in a woman, charm is when a woman notices you."

Anon.

categories: Beauty and Ugliness


28. "Before you can break out of prison, you must realize that you are locked up."

Anon.

categories: Freedom and Servitude


29. "Best friends don't ask you: "Is something wrong?" Best friends ask you: "Whats wrong?"."

Anon.

categories: Friendship and Hostility


30. "Better single than sorry."

Anon.

categories: Family and Loneliness


31. "Blowing out another's candle will not make yours shine brighter."

Anon.

categories: Envy



32. "Borrow money from pessimists - they won't expect it back."

Anon.

categories: Optimism and Hope -:- Richness and Money


33. "Cancer is so limited, It cannot corrode faith, It cannot shatter hope, It cannot kill friendships, It cannot cripple love, It cannot destroy peace, It cannot silence courage, It cannot suppress memories, It cannot conquer the spirit."

Anon.

categories: Health and Alcohol -:- Power and Weakness


34. "Cats are meant to be loved, not to be understood."

Anon.

categories: Nature and Animals


35. "Chance makes our families, but choice makes our friends."

Anon.

categories: Family and Loneliness -:- Friendship and Hostility


36. "Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said."

Anon.

categories: Family and Loneliness -:- Oration and Silence


37. "Clock: A small mechanical device to wake up people without children."

Anon.

categories: Science and Technology


38. "Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous."

Anon.

categories: God and Religion -:- Various


39. "Conscience: keeps more people awake than coffee."

Anon.

categories: Sin and Conscience


40. "Cooking is just like religion. Rules don't no more make a cook than sermons make a saint."

Anon.

categories: Various


41. "Courage is not the absence of fear. Courage is the presence of fear with the capacity to manage and overcome it."

Anon.

categories: Bravery and Fear


42. "Court Room Trial: Manipulation of the facts by two High-Priced salesmen, each attempting to sell his own version of the truth."

Anon.

categories: Law and Crime -:- Truth and Falsity



43. "Dead fish go with the flow... but I'm not dead yet."

Anon.

categories: Various


44. "Dear Jesus, Please help Mommy and Daddy. Take care of Brother and Me. And please God, take care of yourself cause if anything happens to you we are in big trouble. Amen."

Anon.

categories: God and Religion


45. "Death is life's way of telling you you're fired."

Anon.

categories: Life and Death


46. "Defeat may test you, but it need not stop you."

Anon.

categories: Defeates and Mistakes


47. "Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think."

Anon.

categories: Authority, Government -:- Intellect, Judgement -:- Politics and Diplomacy


48. "Depression is anger without enthusiasm."

Anon.

categories: Various -:- Anger


49. "Diplomacy is more than saying or doing the right things at the right time, it is avoiding saying or doing the wrong things at any time."

Anon.

categories: Politics and Diplomacy


50. "Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice."

Anon.

categories: Manners and Ethics

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