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1. "God invented dogs to give cats something to laugh at!"
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categories: Nature and Animals
2. "God loves us not because of who we are, but because of who He is."
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categories: God and Religion
3. "God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done."
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categories: Various
4. "God's pay is not great, but his retirement plan is out of this world."
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categories: God and Religion -:- Life and Death
5. "Going to church does not make you a Christian anymore than going to the kitchen makes you a cook."
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categories: God and Religion
6. "Golf isn't a sport. It's landscaping with the wrong tools."
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categories: Various
7. "Good advice is an insult that should be forgiven."
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categories: Forgiveness
8. "Great minds have purposes, others have wishes."
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categories: Dreams and Desires
9. "Greed is the mother of all sins."
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categories: Richness and Money -:- Sin and Conscience
10. "Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional."
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categories: Youth and Age
11. "Happiness consists of three things: someone to love, work to do, and a clear conscience."
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categories: Happiness -:- Sin and Conscience -:- Work and Laziness
12. "Happiness is being married to your best friend."
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categories: Friendship and Hostility -:- Happiness -:- Marriage
13. "Happiness is what happens to us when we try to make someone else happy."
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categories: Happiness
14. "Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have."
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categories: Happiness
15. "Having someplace to go to is home. Having someone to love is family. Having both is a blessing."
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categories: Family and Loneliness
16. "He who can find new wisdom in old knowledge will be a good teacher."
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categories: Wisdom and Stupidity -:- Education
17. "Hell is a place where all the cooks are British."
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categories: History and Nations
18. "History doesn't repeat itself - historians merely repeat each other."
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categories: History and Nations
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categories: History and Nations -:- Memory
20. "History is written by the victors."
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categories: History and Nations
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21. "History keeps repeating itself because nobody listens."
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categories: History and Nations
22. "History shows that life is the cheapest commodity."
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categories: Life and Death
23. "History: An illusion caused by the passage of time."
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categories: History and Nations -:- Time and Passing
24. "Hope for the best, but prepare for the worst."
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categories: Optimism and Hope
25. "Humor is the same as truth, only faster."
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categories: Truth and Falsity -:- Wit and Humor
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categories: God and Religion -:- Optimism and Hope
27. "I'm going to live forever. Or die trying."
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categories: Life and Death
28. "If evolution was true, mothers would have more than two hands."
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categories: Family and Loneliness
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categories: Intellect, Judgement -:- Politics and Diplomacy
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categories: Joy and Sadness
31. "If you can't appreciate it, you don't deserve it."
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categories: Various
32. "If you can't sleep, don't count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd."
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categories: God and Religion
33. "If you depend on others to make you happy, you will be endlessly disappointed."
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categories: Happiness
34. "If you don't trust your abilities, nobody else will."
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categories: Trust
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categories: Love
36. "If you get up one time more than you fall, you will make it through."
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categories: Defeates and Mistakes -:- Success and Fame
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categories: Richness and Money
38. "In communism, man oppresses man. In capitalism, it's the other way around."
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categories: Justice
39. "In matters of conscience, the law of the majority has no place."
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categories: Sin and Conscience
40. "In the beginning, God made the Heaven and Earth. The rest was Made in China."
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categories: Various -:- Wit and Humor
41. "Information is knowledge, knowledge is influence, influence is power."
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categories: Knowledge, Ignorance -:- Power and Weakness
42. "Insanity is inherited. You get it from your kids."
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categories: Family and Loneliness -:- Normality and Madness
43. "It always helps to know the answer when you are working toward the solution of a problem."
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categories: Science and Technology -:- Question and Problem
44. "It is not the size of the dog in the fight, it is the size of the fight in the dog!"
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categories: Bravery and Fear -:- Various
45. "It's not a bug, it's an undocumented feature."
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categories: Defeates and Mistakes -:- Science and Technology
46. "It's often not what we say that hurts, but what we don't say."
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categories: Oration and Silence -:- Pain and Tears
47. "Jealousy is the injured lover's hell."
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categories: Envy
48. "Jesus did not come to make God's love possible, but to make God's love visible."
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categories: God and Religion
49. "Jesus paid a debt he didn't owe because we had a debt we couldn't pay."
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categories: God and Religion
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categories: Law and Crime -:- Politics and Diplomacy
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