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Quotations and aphorism from unknown Authors

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1. "God invented dogs to give cats something to laugh at!"

Anon.

categories: Nature and Animals


2. "God loves us not because of who we are, but because of who He is."

Anon.

categories: God and Religion


3. "God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done."

Anon.

categories: Various


4. "God's pay is not great, but his retirement plan is out of this world."

Anon.

categories: God and Religion -:- Life and Death


5. "Going to church does not make you a Christian anymore than going to the kitchen makes you a cook."

Anon.

categories: God and Religion


6. "Golf isn't a sport. It's landscaping with the wrong tools."

Anon.

categories: Various


7. "Good advice is an insult that should be forgiven."

Anon.

categories: Forgiveness


8. "Great minds have purposes, others have wishes."

Anon.

categories: Dreams and Desires


9. "Greed is the mother of all sins."

Anon.

categories: Richness and Money -:- Sin and Conscience



10. "Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional."

Anon.

categories: Youth and Age


11. "Happiness consists of three things: someone to love, work to do, and a clear conscience."

Anon.

categories: Happiness -:- Sin and Conscience -:- Work and Laziness


12. "Happiness is being married to your best friend."

Anon.

categories: Friendship and Hostility -:- Happiness -:- Marriage


13. "Happiness is what happens to us when we try to make someone else happy."

Anon.

categories: Happiness


14. "Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have."

Anon.

categories: Happiness


15. "Having someplace to go to is home. Having someone to love is family. Having both is a blessing."

Anon.

categories: Family and Loneliness


16. "He who can find new wisdom in old knowledge will be a good teacher."

Anon.

categories: Wisdom and Stupidity -:- Education


17. "Hell is a place where all the cooks are British."

Anon.

categories: History and Nations


18. "History doesn't repeat itself - historians merely repeat each other."

Anon.

categories: History and Nations


19. "History is a selective interpretation of events designed to justify those currently in power. Memory is the same thing on an individual scale."

Anon.

categories: History and Nations -:- Memory


20. "History is written by the victors."

Anon.

categories: History and Nations


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21. "History keeps repeating itself because nobody listens."

Anon.

categories: History and Nations


22. "History shows that life is the cheapest commodity."

Anon.

categories: Life and Death


23. "History: An illusion caused by the passage of time."

Anon.

categories: History and Nations -:- Time and Passing


24. "Hope for the best, but prepare for the worst."

Anon.

categories: Optimism and Hope


25. "Humor is the same as truth, only faster."

Anon.

categories: Truth and Falsity -:- Wit and Humor


26. "I believe in the sun even if it isn't shining. I believe in love even when I am alone. I believe in God even when He is silent."

Anon.

categories: God and Religion -:- Optimism and Hope


27. "I'm going to live forever. Or die trying."

Anon.

categories: Life and Death


28. "If evolution was true, mothers would have more than two hands."

Anon.

categories: Family and Loneliness


29. "If intelligence had anything to do with the voting process, then all the smart people would vote the same."

Anon.

categories: Intellect, Judgement -:- Politics and Diplomacy


30. "If someone is too tired to give you a smile, leave one of your own, because no one needs a smile as much as those who have none to give."

Anon.

categories: Joy and Sadness


31. "If you can't appreciate it, you don't deserve it."

Anon.

categories: Various



32. "If you can't sleep, don't count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd."

Anon.

categories: God and Religion


33. "If you depend on others to make you happy, you will be endlessly disappointed."

Anon.

categories: Happiness


34. "If you don't trust your abilities, nobody else will."

Anon.

categories: Trust


35. "If you gave me something I need more than you do, you've given me a gift; If you've given me something you need more than I do, you've gifted me with love."

Anon.

categories: Love


36. "If you get up one time more than you fall, you will make it through."

Anon.

categories: Defeates and Mistakes -:- Success and Fame


37. "If you have food in the refrigerator, clothes on your back, a roof overhead, and a place to sleep... you are richer than 75% of this world."

Anon.

categories: Richness and Money


38. "In communism, man oppresses man. In capitalism, it's the other way around."

Anon.

categories: Justice


39. "In matters of conscience, the law of the majority has no place."

Anon.

categories: Sin and Conscience


40. "In the beginning, God made the Heaven and Earth. The rest was Made in China."

Anon.

categories: Various -:- Wit and Humor


41. "Information is knowledge, knowledge is influence, influence is power."

Anon.

categories: Knowledge, Ignorance -:- Power and Weakness


42. "Insanity is inherited. You get it from your kids."

Anon.

categories: Family and Loneliness -:- Normality and Madness



43. "It always helps to know the answer when you are working toward the solution of a problem."

Anon.

categories: Science and Technology -:- Question and Problem


44. "It is not the size of the dog in the fight, it is the size of the fight in the dog!"

Anon.

categories: Bravery and Fear -:- Various


45. "It's not a bug, it's an undocumented feature."

Anon.

categories: Defeates and Mistakes -:- Science and Technology


46. "It's often not what we say that hurts, but what we don't say."

Anon.

categories: Oration and Silence -:- Pain and Tears


47. "Jealousy is the injured lover's hell."

Anon.

categories: Envy


48. "Jesus did not come to make God's love possible, but to make God's love visible."

Anon.

categories: God and Religion


49. "Jesus paid a debt he didn't owe because we had a debt we couldn't pay."

Anon.

categories: God and Religion


50. "Kill one person you're a murderer, kill ten people you're a serial killer, kill a million and you get invited to a peace conference."

Anon.

categories: Law and Crime -:- Politics and Diplomacy

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