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1. "Many a man in love with a dimple makes a mistake of marrying the whole girl."

Stephen Leacock

Quotations about: Love -:- Woman and Man


2. "The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret."

Henny Youngman

Quotations about: Happiness


3. "The first time you marry for love, the second for money, and the third for companionship."

Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis

Quotations about: Woman and Man


4. "A husband is the medicine that cures all the ills of girlhood."

Anon.


5. "Marriage always demands the finest arts of insincerity possible between two human beings."

Vicki Baum


6. "It takes two to make a marriage a success and only one a failure."

Lord Samuel


7. "A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished."

Zsa Zsa Gabor

Quotations about: Love


8. "An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have: The older she gets, the more interested he is in her."

Agatha Christie

Quotations about: Youth and Age


9. "Marriage - is an expensive way of getting your laundry done for free."

Anon.



10. "Zsa Zsa Gabor is an expert housekeeper. Every time she gets divorced, she keeps the house."

Henny Youngman

Quotations about: Richness and Money


11. "Love is blind. Marriage is the eye-opener."

Pauline Thomason

Quotations about: Love


12. "Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished."

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Quotations about: Love


13. "Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you."

Helen Rowland

Quotations about: Woman and Man


14. "When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they don't understand one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to."

Helen Rowland, "A Guide to Men"


15. "One man's folly is another man's wife."

Helen Rowland, "Reflections of a Bachelor Girl"

Quotations about: Loyalty and Betrayal


16. "A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted."

Helen Rowland, "A Guide to Men"

Quotations about: Love


17. "Marriage is a bribe to make a housekeeper think she's a householder."

Thornton Wilder, "Merchant of Yonkers"


18. "It is a woman's business to get married as soon as possible, and a man's to keep unmarried as long as he can."

George Bernard Shaw, "Man and Superman"

Quotations about: Woman and Man


19. "The true index of a man's character is the health of his wife."

Cyril Connolly, "Unquiet Grave"

Quotations about: Health and Alcohol


20. "It was partially my fault that we got divorced. I tended to place my wife under a pedestal."

Woody Allen


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21. "The wife is the key of the house."

English proverb


22. "Choose a wife rather by your ear than your eye."

English proverb


23. "Maids want nothing but husbands, but when they have them they want everything."

William Shakespeare

Quotations about: Woman and Man


24. "Happiness is being married to your best friend."

Anon.

Quotations about: Friendship and Hostility -:- Happiness


25. "When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."

Sacha Guitry


26. "Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity."

George Bernard Shaw


27. "By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."

Socrates


28. "A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband."

Michel de Montaigne


29. "A man may be a fool and not know it - but not if he is married."

Henry Louis Mencken

Quotations about: Wisdom and Stupidity


30. "If we men married the women we deserved, we should have a very bad time of it."

Oscar Wilde, "An Ideal Husband"


31. "Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory."

Abraham Lincoln



32. "The Wedding March always reminds me of the music played when soldiers go into battle."

Heinrich Heine


33. "Marriage, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two slaves, making in all, two."

Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"


34. "I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago."

Will Rogers

Quotations about: Success and Fame


35. "Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake."

Elbert Green Hubbard

Quotations about: Defeates and Mistakes


36. "If women were good, God would have one."

Sacha Guitry

Quotations about: Woman and Man


37. "Call no man unhappy until he is married."

Socrates

Quotations about: Happiness


38. "I should like to know what is the proper function of women, if it is not to make reasons for husbands to stay at home, and still stronger reasons for bachelors to go out."

George Eliot, "The Mill on the Floss"

Quotations about: Woman and Man -:- Family and Loneliness


39. "Sometimes it is pleasant for a husband to have a jealous wife: he always hears what he loves being talked about."

François de La Rochefoucauld

Quotations about: Envy


40. "Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside equally desperate to get out."

Michel de Montaigne


41. "I have always thought that every woman should marry, and no man."

Benjamin Disraeli, "Lothair"

Quotations about: Woman and Man


42. "Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious: both are disappointed."

Oscar Wilde, "The Picture of Dorian Gray"

Quotations about: Woman and Man



43. "To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties."

Arthur Schopenhauer


44. "Do not choose for your wife any woman you would not choose as your friend if she were a man."

Joseph Joubert


45. "Polygamy: An endeavour to get more out of life than there is in it."

Elbert Green Hubbard


46. "Bigamy is having a wife too many, monogamy is the same."

Oscar Wilde


47. "Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it."

Josh Billings


48. "There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage."

Martin Luther


49. "Happiness in marriage is entirely a matter of chance."

Jane Austen, "Pride and Prejudice"

Quotations about: Happiness


50. "The happiest time of anyone's life is just after the first divorce."

John Kenneth Galbraith

Quotations about: Happiness

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