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1. "The world has always gone through periods of madness so as to advance a bit on the road to reason."
Hermann Broch, "The Spell"
Other categories: Intellect, Judgement
2. "Better mad with the rest of the world than wise alone."
Baltasar Gracian, "The Art of Worldly Wisdom"
Other categories: Family and Loneliness
3. "Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness."
Seneca the Younger, "Epistulae ad Lucilium"
Other categories: Health and Alcohol
4. "Life? It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury; signifying nothing."
William Shakespeare
Other categories: Life and Death
5. "Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight."
Phyllis Diller
Other categories: Various
François-Marie Arouet (Voltaire), "A Treatise on Toleration"
Other categories: God and Religion -:- Science and Technology
7. "Most men are within a finger's breadth of being mad."
Diogenes of Sinope
8. "Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them."
Rita Rudner
Other categories: Health and Alcohol
9. "When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained."
Mark Twain
Other categories: Human
Christopher Morley
Other categories: Intellect, Judgement
Nora Ephron
12. "The city is not a concrete jungle, it is a human zoo."
Desmond Morris, "The Human Zoo"
Other categories: Various
Lewis Mumford, "The Culture of Cities"
Other categories: Manners and Ethics
Antonin Artaud, "Van Gogh, the Man Suicided by Society"
Other categories: Talent and Genius
15. "From fanaticism to barbarism is only one step."
Denis Diderot, "Essay on Merit and Virtue"
Other categories: Various
16. "There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line."
Oscar Levant
Other categories: Talent and Genius
17. "There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad."
Salvador Dalí
Stanley Rudin
Other categories: History and Nations
François-Marie Arouet (Voltaire), "Philosophical Dictionary"
Other categories: Various
20. "In a completely sane world, madness is the only freedom!"
James Graham Ballard
Other categories: Freedom and Servitude
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21. "There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness."
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, "On Reading and Writing"
Other categories: Love
22. "Sanity is a madness put to good uses; waking life is a dream controlled."
George Santayana
Other categories: Dreams and Desires
23. "Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence."
Henrik Tikkanen
Other categories: Intellect, Judgement
24. "Anger is a momentary madness, so control your passion or it will control you."
G. M. Trevelyan
Other categories: Anger
25. "Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting."
John Russell, 1st Earl Russell
26. "Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad."
Euripides
27. "Passion is the drunkenness of the mind."
Robert South
Other categories: Intellect, Judgement -:- Various
28. "Never let your mom comb your hair when she's mad at your dad!"
Leo Anthony Gallagher, (showing his bald head)
Other categories: Anger
29. "Everybody must seem crazy if you see deep enough into their minds."
William March, "The Looking-Glass"
30. "Love that is not madness is not love."
Pedro Calderón de la Barca
Other categories: Love
31. "Genius is one of the many forms of insanity."
Cesare Lombroso
Other categories: Talent and Genius
32. "A paranoid-schizophrenic is a guy who just found out what's going on."
William S. Burroughs
Other categories: Health and Alcohol
33. "Your theory is crazy, but it's not crazy enough to be true."
H. G. Bohn
Other categories: Science and Technology
34. "If homosexuality were the normal way, God would have made Adam and Bruce."
Anita Bryant
Other categories: Human
35. "We all are born mad. Some remain so."
Samuel Beckett, "Waiting for Godot"
36. "Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence."
Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
37. "A man must be a little mad if he does not want to be even more stupid."
Michel de Montaigne
Other categories: Wisdom and Stupidity
38. "A tavern is a place where madness is sold by the bottle."
Jonathan Swift
Other categories: Health and Alcohol
39. "Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."
Albert Einstein
40. "Normality is in the eye of the beholder."
41. "Insanity is inherited. You get it from your kids."
Other categories: Family and Loneliness
Graham Greene
Other categories: Art and Culture