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1. "Humor is the same as truth, only faster."
Quotations about: Truth and Falsity
William Hazlitt, "Lectures on the English Comic Writers"
3. "A laugh is a smile with a soundtrack."
Quotations about: Joy and Sadness -:- Optimism and Hope
4. "A BAD day's fishing still beats a GOOD day at work!"
Quotations about: Work and Laziness
Gerald Branan, "Thoughts in a Dry Season: A Miscellany"
Quotations about: Dreams and Desires -:- Reality and Imagination
6. "The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit."
William Somerset Maugham
7. "Imagination at wit's end spreads its sad wings."
Samuel Beckett, "Ill Seen Ill Said"
Quotations about: Reality and Imagination
8. "Advice is sometimes transmitted more successfully through a joke than through grave teaching."
Baltasar Gracian, "The Art of Worldly Wisdom"
Quotations about: Education
9. "I wish to God that you had as much pleasure in following my advice, as I have in giving it to you."
Philip Dormer Stanhope, 4th Earl Chesterfield
Quotations about: Joy and Sadness
Quentin Crisp, "The Naked Civil Servant"
Quotations about: Reality and Imagination
11. "The best jokes are those that life plays on us."
Agnieszka Lisak
Quotations about: Life and Death
12. "Keep changing your life into joke, the world is not worth treating seriously."
Agnieszka Lisak
Quotations about: Life and Death
Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoevsky, "Notes from Underground"
Quotations about: Various
George Burns
Quotations about: Intellect, Judgement
15. "Humour is by far the most significant activity of the human brain."
Edward de Bono
Dame Edna Everage
17. "A man with a sharp wit. Someone ought to take it away from him before he cuts himself."
Peter da Silva
18. "A fine quotation is a diamond on the finger of a man of wit, and a pebble in the hand of a fool."
Joseph Roux
Quotations about: Wisdom and Stupidity
19. "Wit is the epitaph of an emotion."
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
20. "Good taste and humour are a contradiction in terms, like a chaste whore."
Malcolm Muggeridge
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21. "Satire is a lesson, parody is a game."
Vladimir Nabokov
22. "Wit is educated insolence."
Aristotle, "The Art of Rhetoric"
Quotations about: Education
23. "Never joke at funerals, or during business transactions."
Herman Melville, "Israel Potter"
24. "France was long a despotism tempered by epigrams."
Thomas Carlyle, "History of the French Revolution"
Quotations about: Authority, Government -:- History and Nations
25. "One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you."
Larry Gelbart
26. "A new gadget that lasts only five minutes is worth more than an immortal work that bores everyone."
Francis Picabia
Quotations about: Various
27. "A dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion."
George Orwell, "Collected Essays"
Quotations about: Manners and Ethics
Will Rogers
Quotations about: Politics and Diplomacy
Helen Rowland, "A Guide to Men"
Quotations about: Sin and Conscience -:- Woman and Man
James Thurber
31. "Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it."
E. B. White
32. "She had a pretty gift for quotation, which is a serviceable substitute for wit."
William Somerset Maugham
33. "As many heads as many wits."
Scottish proverb
Quotations about: Wisdom and Stupidity
34. "Life is too important to be taken as a joke, but too ridiculous to be taken seriously."
Ashleigh Brilliant
Quotations about: Life and Death
35. "Proverb - a definition ... The wisdom of many and the wit of one."
John Russell, 1st Earl Russell
Quotations about: Various -:- Wisdom and Stupidity
James Thurber
37. "Humor is just another defense against the universe."
Mel Brooks
38. "A comedian does funny things. A good comedian does things funny."
Buster Keaton
Anne Louise Germaine de Staël-Holstein
40. "Some subjects are so serious that one can only joke about them."
Niels Bohr
Quotations about: Various
Yakov Smirnoff
42. "Humour is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him."
Romain Gary
43. "The gods too are fond of a joke."
Aristotle
44. "Our five senses are incomplete without the sixth - a sense of humor."
Horace Walpole
Quotations about: Reality and Imagination
Marshall McLuhan
Quotations about: History and Nations
47. "The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth."
George Jean Nathan
48. "All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl."
Charlie Chaplin, "My Autobiography"
Thornton Wilder, "The Eighth Day"
50. "The most perfect humour and irony is generally quite unconscious."
Samuel Butler, "Life and Habit"