Selected quotation

"Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing."

~ Dave Barry



Various books with quotations, aphorisms and proverbs:

Bartlett's Familiar Quotations: A Collection of Passages, Phrases, and Proverbs Traced to Their Sources in Ancient and Modern Literature (17th Edition)

Doonesbury.com's The War in Quotes

The Most Brilliant Thoughts of All Time (In Two Lines or Less)

Offerings: Buddhist Wisdom for Every Day (Offerings for Humanity)

Best Quotations for All Occasions

8,789 Words of Wisdom

365 Inspirational Quotes (365 Days Perpetual Calendars)

Oxymoronica: Paradoxical Wit & Wisdom From History's Greatest Wordsmiths

The Book of Positive Quotations, 2nd Edition

Chinese Proverbs

Everyday Positive Thinking

America's Popular Sayings: Over 1600 Expressions on Topics from Beauty to Money and Everything In Between