... the great mistake of the reformers is to believe that life begins and ends with health, and that happiness begins and ends with a full stomach and the power to enjoy physical pleasures, even of the finer kind.
A 'wish' changes nothing. A 'decision' changes everything!
A babe in the house is a well-spring of pleasure, a messenger of peace and love, a resting place for innocence on earth, a link between angels and men.
A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase.
A baby is God's opinion that life should go on.
A baby sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.
A bacteriologist is a man whose conversation always start with the germ of an idea.
A bad agreement is better than a good lawyer.
A BAD day's fishing still beats a GOOD day at work!
A bad workman always blames his tools.
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.
A bartender is just a chemist with a limited inventory.
A bend in the road is not the end of the road... unless you fail to make the turn.
A bestseller was a book which somehow sold well simply because it was selling well.
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
A blind man should not judge of colours.
A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog.
A book is a mirror: If an ape peers into it, you can't expect an apostle to look out.
A book is a present you can open again and again!
A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.
A book is like a child: it is easier to bring it into the world than to control it when it is launched there.
A book is simply the container of an idea-like a bottle; what is inside the book is what matters.
A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us.
A book worth reading is worth buying.
A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you.
A brave man dies but once, a coward many times.
A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.
A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterward.
A bureaucracy always tends to become a pedantocracy.
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
A business is too big when it takes a week for gossip to go from one end of the office to the other.
A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business.
A butterfly is a self-propelled flower.
A Camel is a horse designed by a committee.
A candidate is someone who gets money from the rich and votes from the poor to protect them from each other.
A candy a day gives the dentist his pay.
A celebrity is a person who is known for his well-knownness.
A chain is no stronger than its weakest link, and life is after all a chain.
A charity ball is like a dance except it's tax deductible.
A chess genius is a human being who focuses vast, little-understood mental gifts and labors on an ultimately trivial human enterprise.
A child becomes an adult when he realizes that he has a right not only to be right but also to be wrong.
A child is not likely to find a father in God unless he finds something of God in his father.
A child's education should begin at least one hundred years before he is born.
A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every person leaves a mark.
A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco, wrapped in paper, fire at one end, fool at the other.
