All Quotes and Proverbs

""Me", "Myself" and "Mine" - Holy Trinity of selfishness."


Rating: 6.75 (Number of Voters: 4)

"... the great mistake of the reformers is to believe that life begins and ends with health, and that happiness begins and ends with a full stomach and the power to enjoy physical pleasures, even of the finer kind."


Rating: 7.75 (Number of Voters: 4)

"A 'wish' changes nothing. A 'decision' changes everything!"


Rating: 8.00 (Number of Voters: 12)

"A babe in the house is a well-spring of pleasure, a messenger of peace and love, a resting place for innocence on earth, a link between angels and men."


Rating: 8.57 (Number of Voters: 7)

"A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase."


Rating: 8.82 (Number of Voters: 11)

"A baby is God's opinion that life should go on."


Rating: 8.77 (Number of Voters: 13)

"A baby sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers."


Rating: 7.20 (Number of Voters: 5)

"A bacteriologist is a man whose conversation always start with the germ of an idea."


Rating: 7.67 (Number of Voters: 3)

"A bad agreement is better than a good lawyer."


Rating: 8.27 (Number of Voters: 11)

"A BAD day's fishing still beats a GOOD day at work!"


Rating: 6.67 (Number of Voters: 3)

"A bad workman always blames his tools."


Rating: 8.00 (Number of Voters: 1)

"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. "


Rating: 9.00 (Number of Voters: 8)

"A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain."


Rating: 9.00 (Number of Voters: 12)

"A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist."


Rating: 6.86 (Number of Voters: 7)

"A bartender is just a chemist with a limited inventory."


Rating: 7.33 (Number of Voters: 3)

"A bend in the road is not the end of the road... unless you fail to make the turn."


Rating: 7.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"A bestseller was a book which somehow sold well simply because it was selling well."


Rating: 7.00 (Number of Voters: 5)

"A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush."


Rating: 6.50 (Number of Voters: 2)

"A blind man should not judge of colours."


Rating: 7.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog."


Rating: 5.20 (Number of Voters: 5)

"A book is a mirror: If an ape peers into it, you can't expect an apostle to look out."


Rating: 7.00 (Number of Voters: 5)

"A book is a present you can open again and again!"


Rating: 8.33 (Number of Voters: 6)

"A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return."


Rating: 8.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"A book is like a child: it is easier to bring it into the world than to control it when it is launched there."


Rating: 8.40 (Number of Voters: 10)

"A book is simply the container of an idea-like a bottle; what is inside the book is what matters."

Angela Carter
Angela Carter "Expletives Deleted"

Rating: 8.67 (Number of Voters: 3)

"A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us."


Rating: 3.40 (Number of Voters: 5)

"A book worth reading is worth buying."


Rating: 8.14 (Number of Voters: 7)

"A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you."

Bert Leston Taylor
Bert Leston Taylor "The So-Called Human Race"

Rating: 7.67 (Number of Voters: 3)

"A brave man dies but once, a coward many times."


Rating: 7.00 (Number of Voters: 2)

"A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting."

Helen Rowland
Helen Rowland "A Guide to Men"

Rating: 8.25 (Number of Voters: 4)

"A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterward."


Rating: 7.40 (Number of Voters: 10)

"A bureaucracy always tends to become a pedantocracy."


Rating: 2.25 (Number of Voters: 4)

"A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it."


Rating: 6.60 (Number of Voters: 10)

"A business is too big when it takes a week for gossip to go from one end of the office to the other."


Rating: 4.60 (Number of Voters: 5)

"A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business."


Rating: 6.60 (Number of Voters: 5)

"A butterfly is a self-propelled flower."


Rating: 7.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"A Camel is a horse designed by a committee."


Rating: 5.25 (Number of Voters: 4)

"A candidate is someone who gets money from the rich and votes from the poor to protect them from each other."


Rating: 4.33 (Number of Voters: 6)

"A candy a day gives the dentist his pay."


Rating: 6.67 (Number of Voters: 9)

"A celebrity is a person who is known for his well-knownness."


Rating: 2.50 (Number of Voters: 2)

"A chain is no stronger than its weakest link, and life is after all a chain."

William James
William James "The Varieties of Religious Experience"

Rating: 5.20 (Number of Voters: 5)

"A charity ball is like a dance except it's tax deductible."


Rating: 4.67 (Number of Voters: 3)

"A chess genius is a human being who focuses vast, little-understood mental gifts and labors on an ultimately trivial human enterprise."


Rating: 5.00 (Number of Voters: 4)

"A child becomes an adult when he realizes that he has a right not only to be right but also to be wrong."

Thomas Szasz
Thomas Szasz "The Second Sin"

Rating: 3.67 (Number of Voters: 3)

"A child is not likely to find a father in God unless he finds something of God in his father."


Rating: 8.11 (Number of Voters: 9)

"A child's education should begin at least one hundred years before he is born."


Rating: 9.75 (Number of Voters: 4)

"A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every person leaves a mark."


Rating: 7.60 (Number of Voters: 5)

"A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco, wrapped in paper, fire at one end, fool at the other."


Rating: 5.80 (Number of Voters: 5)