All Quotes and Proverbs

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."

Dean Martin

Health and Alcohol

"You're not rich because you have money, but because you spend it."

Sacha Guitry

Richness and Money

"You're not to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or says it."

Malcolm X

Good and Evil

Patriotism

"You're only as young as the last time you changed your mind."

Timothy Leary

Youth and Age

"Young children step on your feet, older children step on your heart."

Various Proverbs

Family and Loneliness

Various

"Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality."

Ralph Marston

Dreams and Desires

Reality and Imagination

"Your idol is shattered in the dust to prove that God's dust is greater than your idol."

Rabindranath Tagore

God and Religion

"Your imagination is your preview of life's coming attractions."

Albert Einstein

Reality and Imagination

"Your imagination, my dear fellow, is worth more than you imagine."

Louis Aragon

Reality and Imagination

"Your theory is crazy, but it's not crazy enough to be true."

H. G. Bohn

Normality and Madness

Science and Technology

"Your vanity and my vanity will never be friends."

Mason Cooley

Egoism

"Your waistline is your lifeline."

Jack LaLanne

Health and Alcohol

Various

"Youth does not require reasons for living, it only needs pretexts."

Jose Ortega y Gasset "The Revolt of the Masses"

Youth and Age

"Youth is a blunder; Manhood a struggle; Old Age a regret."

Benjamin Disraeli "Coningsby"

Sorrow and Nostalgia

Youth and Age

"Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children."

George Bernard Shaw

Family and Loneliness

Youth and Age

"Youth is not a question of years: one is young or old from birth."

Natalie Clifford Barney

Youth and Age

"Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life."

Herbert Asquith

Youth and Age

"Zeal, n. A certain nervous disorder afflicting the young and inexperienced. "

Ambrose Bierce "The Devil's Dictionary"

Various

"Zsa Zsa Gabor is an expert housekeeper. Every time she gets divorced, she keeps the house."

Henny Youngman

Marriage

Richness and Money

"[...] any fool can make a discovery. Every baby has to discover more in the first years of its life than Roger Bacon ever discovered in his laboratory."

George Bernard Shaw "Back to Methuselah"

Science and Technology

"[...] only thing we have to fear is fear itself - nameless, unreasoning, unjustified terror which paralyzes needed efforts to convert retreat into advance."

Franklin D. Roosevelt

Courage and Fear

"[...] parables are unnecessary for recognizing the blatant absurdity of everyday life. Reality is lesson enough."

Jane O`Reilly "The Girl I Left Behind"

Life and Death

Reality and Imagination

"[...] politicians who took us to war should have been given the guns and told to settle their differences themselves, instead of organising nothing better than legalised mass murder."

Henry John "Harry" Patch

Life and Death

Peace and War

Politics and Diplomacy

"[...] so many things are possible just as long as you don't know they're impossible. "

Norton Juster "The Phantom Tollbooth"

Question and Problem

Various

"[...] we refuse to believe that the bank of justice is bankrupt. We refuse to believe that there are insufficient funds in the great vaults of opportunity of this nation."

Martin Luther King

Justice

"[Hypothesis] Something murdered by facts."

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Question and Problem

Science and Technology

"[Statistics] Fiction in its most uninteresting form."

Evan Esar "Esar's Comic Dictionary"

Reality and Imagination

Science and Technology

"[Statistics] The science that can prove everything except the usefulness of statistics."

Evan Esar "Esar's Comic Dictionary"

Science and Technology