All Quotes and Proverbs

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."


Rating: 4.60 (Number of Voters: 5)

"You're not rich because you have money, but because you spend it."


Rating: 7.50 (Number of Voters: 4)

"You're not to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or says it."


Rating: 6.40 (Number of Voters: 5)

"You're only as young as the last time you changed your mind."


Rating: 9.00 (Number of Voters: 2)

"Young children step on your feet, older children step on your heart."


Rating: 7.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality."


Rating: 5.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Your idol is shattered in the dust to prove that God's dust is greater than your idol."


Rating: 6.67 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Your imagination is your preview of life's coming attractions."


Rating: 5.67 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Your imagination, my dear fellow, is worth more than you imagine."


Rating: 6.33 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Your theory is crazy, but it's not crazy enough to be true."


Rating: 3.80 (Number of Voters: 5)

"Your vanity and my vanity will never be friends."


Rating: 4.20 (Number of Voters: 5)

"Your waistline is your lifeline."


Rating: 6.33 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Youth does not require reasons for living, it only needs pretexts."

Jose Ortega y Gasset
Jose Ortega y Gasset "The Revolt of the Masses"

Rating: 4.50 (Number of Voters: 2)

"Youth is a blunder; Manhood a struggle; Old Age a regret."


Rating: 4.40 (Number of Voters: 5)

"Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children."


Rating: 5.75 (Number of Voters: 4)

"Youth is not a question of years: one is young or old from birth."


Rating: 9.50 (Number of Voters: 2)

"Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life."


Rating: 6.00 (Number of Voters: 2)

"Zeal, n. A certain nervous disorder afflicting the young and inexperienced. "

Ambrose Bierce
Ambrose Bierce "The Devil's Dictionary"

Rating: 4.80 (Number of Voters: 5)

"Zsa Zsa Gabor is an expert housekeeper. Every time she gets divorced, she keeps the house."


Rating: 5.00 (Number of Voters: 5)

"[...] any fool can make a discovery. Every baby has to discover more in the first years of its life than Roger Bacon ever discovered in his laboratory."

George Bernard Shaw
George Bernard Shaw "Back to Methuselah"

Rating: 6.75 (Number of Voters: 4)

"[...] only thing we have to fear is fear itself - nameless, unreasoning, unjustified terror which paralyzes needed efforts to convert retreat into advance."


Rating: 6.33 (Number of Voters: 3)

"[...] parables are unnecessary for recognizing the blatant absurdity of everyday life. Reality is lesson enough."

Jane O`Reilly
Jane O`Reilly "The Girl I Left Behind"

Rating: 4.50 (Number of Voters: 4)

"[...] politicians who took us to war should have been given the guns and told to settle their differences themselves, instead of organising nothing better than legalised mass murder."


Rating: 9.00 (Number of Voters: 1)

"[...] so many things are possible just as long as you don't know they're impossible. "

Norton Juster
Norton Juster "The Phantom Tollbooth"

Rating: 5.50 (Number of Voters: 4)

"[...] we refuse to believe that the bank of justice is bankrupt. We refuse to believe that there are insufficient funds in the great vaults of opportunity of this nation."


Rating: 6.50 (Number of Voters: 4)

"[Hypothesis] Something murdered by facts."


Rating: 4.67 (Number of Voters: 3)

"[Statistics] Fiction in its most uninteresting form."

Evan Esar
Evan Esar "Esar's Comic Dictionary"

Rating: 5.33 (Number of Voters: 3)

"[Statistics] The science that can prove everything except the usefulness of statistics."

Evan Esar
Evan Esar "Esar's Comic Dictionary"

Rating: 3.80 (Number of Voters: 5)