Civilized life begins with a boiled egg sitting upright in an egg cup.
Classic - something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
Clear sky is bigger than the largest rain clouds.
Clever tyrants are never punished.
Cleverness is serviceable for everything, sufficient for nothing.
Climate is what you expect, weather is what you get.
Clock: A small mechanical device to wake up people without children.
Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous.
Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
College football is a sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture.
College isn't the place to go for ideas.
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.
Comedy is tragedy that happens to other people.
Coming together is a beginning. Keeping together is a progress. Working together is a success.
Committee - a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done.
Common sense is genius dressed up in work clothes.
Common sense is not really so common.
Common sense is nothing more than a deposit of prejudices laid down by the mind before you reach eighteen.
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
Common sense is the measure of the possible; it is composed of experience and prevision; it is calculation appled to life.
Common sense is unhealthy for dreams.
Common sense tells us that the things of the earth exist only a little, and that true reality is only in dreams.
Common-sense appears to be only another name for the thoughtlessness of the unthinking. It is made of the prejudices of childhood, the idiosyncrasies of individual character and the opinion of the newspapers.
Communism is like prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work.
Communism is not love. Communism is a hammer which we use to crush the enemy.
Communism is the corruption of a dream of justice.
Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.
Compassion is the basis of all morality.
Computer is not a device anymore. It is an extension of your mind and your gateway to other people.
Computers are incredibly fast, accurate and stupid. Human beings are incredibly slow, inaccurate and brilliant. Together they are powerful beyond imagination.
Computers are like a bicycle for our minds.
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
Confess your sins to the Lord and you will be forgiven; confess them to man and you will be laughed at.
Confession is always weakness. The grave soul keeps its own secrets, and takes its own punishment in silence.
Confidence in the goodness of another is good proof of one's own goodness.
Congratulation, n. The civility of envy.
Conscience -- the only incorruptible thing about us.
Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade name of the firm, that is all.
Conscience is a man's compass.
Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends.
Conscience is God's presence in man.
Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking.
Conscience is the sentinel of virtue.
Conscience is the voice of the soul; the passions are the voice of the body.
Conscience is, in most men, an anticipation of the opinions of others.
