Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway.
Age 4: "I love Mommy." Age 16: "I HATE HER." Age 20: "Mom was right" Age 57: "I wish my Mom was still here."
Some families can trace their ancestors back three hundred years, but can't tell you where their children were last night.
If you don't believe in something, you'll fall for anything.
The size of a man is measured by the size of the thing that makes him angry.
A winner loses more often than losers.
Never show your weakness to the world because the world is very much interested to play with it.
A diplomat is a man who says you have an open mind, instead of telling you that you have a hole in the head.
Life is the only lesson, other lessons are only to make you learn this one lesson.
When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.
Keep your words soft and tender because tomorrow you may have to eat them.
When you are happy, you enjoy the music. But, when you're sad, you understand the lyrics.
It is kind of happiness to know to what extent we may be unhappy.
Life’s real failure is when you do not realize how close you were to success when you gave up.
I love photos because they never change, even when the people in them do.
The time to be happy is now. The place to be happy is here. The way to be happy is to make others so.
The only way to be number one is to be number one.
The thing that counts most in the pursuit of happiness is choosing the right companion.
Happy are those who dream dreams and are willing to pay the price to make them come true.
Man is occasionally what he should be perpetually.
A quitter never wins, and a winner never quits.
Wealth is what gives you the right to preach about the virtues of poverty.
Wisdom is knowledge, rightly applied.
Some people lose their health getting wealth and then lose their wealth gaining health.
A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted.
Books are the quietest and most constant of friends, and the most patient of teachers.
A smile is the light in the window of your face that tells people you're at home.
If plan A fails, there are still 25 letters of the alphabet.
A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.
Smile! It is easier than explaining why you are sad.
In the beginning, God made the Heaven and Earth. The rest was Made in China.
A bend in the road is not the end of the road... unless you fail to make the turn.
The past can hurt. You can either run from it or learn from it.
Takers may sometimes eat better, but givers always sleep better.
Don't dwell on who let you down, cherish those who hold you up.
The chief cause of failure and unhappiness is trading what we want most for what we want in the moment.
Those who think installing Linux is difficult obviously never tried to understand women.
Don't place question mark in the place where God already place a full stop.
Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
Some people are like clouds, when they disappear, it is a brighter day.
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass... It's about learning to dance in the rain.
You never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.
Life without errors is like paper without words.
Good advice is an insult that should be forgiven.
Alimony: a mistake by two people paid for by one.
Man is the only animal crazy enough to climb a summit merely to prove he can do it.
Patience is something that you admire greatly in the driver behind you but not in the one ahead of you.
Pessimist: One who complains about the noise when opporuntiy knocks.
