Anonymous Quotes

"Feminists have turned the Love Boat into the Titanic."

Rating: 1.00 (Number of Voters: 1)

"An optimist can always see the bright side of the other guy's problems."

Rating: 5.00 (Number of Voters: 5)

"Our pleasures are imagined, but our griefs are all real."

Rating: 4.75 (Number of Voters: 4)

"Even optimists have a 100% mortality rate."

Rating: 6.50 (Number of Voters: 4)

"An expert is someone who guesses right more often than you do."

Rating: 4.60 (Number of Voters: 5)

"Politicians and Diapers should be changed often, and for the same reason."

Rating: 5.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional."

Rating: 6.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"The only people to profit from the mistakes of others are biographers."

Rating: 8.00 (Number of Voters: 1)

"Friends come and go but enemies accumulate."

Rating: 6.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Equality may perhaps be a right, but it will never be a reality."

Rating: 9.50 (Number of Voters: 2)

"Most of life's shadows result from standing in your own light."

Rating: 5.43 (Number of Voters: 7)

"Jealousy is the injured lover's hell."

Rating: 4.40 (Number of Voters: 5)

"History doesn't repeat itself - historians merely repeat each other."

Rating: 4.00 (Number of Voters: 5)

"The average Ph.D. thesis is nothing but a transference of bones from one graveyard to another."

Rating: 1.75 (Number of Voters: 4)

"Be cautious about lending money to friends. You might lose both."

Rating: 4.50 (Number of Voters: 4)

"Radical: Anyone whose opinion differs from ours."

Rating: 5.33 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Humor is the same as truth, only faster."

Rating: 5.00 (Number of Voters: 4)

"Golf isn't a sport. It's landscaping with the wrong tools."

Rating: 6.14 (Number of Voters: 7)

"Poor people have problems; rich people have challenges."

Rating: 2.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"A Democrat -- too poor to be a capitalist, too rich to be a Communist."

Rating: 7.00 (Number of Voters: 2)

"History keeps repeating itself because nobody listens."

Rating: 9.00 (Number of Voters: 2)

"Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it."

Rating: 3.33 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Defeat may test you, but it need not stop you."

Rating: 4.33 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Court Room Trial: Manipulation of the facts by two High-Priced salesmen, each attempting to sell his own version of the truth."

Rating: 5.80 (Number of Voters: 5)

"Econometrics have successfully predicted 14 of the last 3 recessions."

Rating: 5.75 (Number of Voters: 4)

"Life is lived forwards and understood backwards."

Rating: 6.40 (Number of Voters: 5)

"Life's not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, loudly proclaiming -WOW- What a ride!"

Rating: 5.60 (Number of Voters: 5)

"Fear of death keeps us from living, not from dying."

Rating: 6.50 (Number of Voters: 4)

"He who can find new wisdom in old knowledge will be a good teacher."

Rating: 5.60 (Number of Voters: 5)

"Everything hurts - and what doesn't, doesn't work."

Rating: 6.50 (Number of Voters: 2)

"A business is too big when it takes a week for gossip to go from one end of the office to the other."

Rating: 4.60 (Number of Voters: 5)

"God's pay is not great, but his retirement plan is out of this world."

Rating: 8.33 (Number of Voters: 6)

"Chance makes our families, but choice makes our friends."

Rating: 8.00 (Number of Voters: 4)

"Marriage is a bad proposition, half end in divorce, and the other half end in death."

Rating: 3.80 (Number of Voters: 5)

"Taxpayer: A government worker with no vacation, no sick leave and no holidays."

Rating: 6.00 (Number of Voters: 4)

"God invented chocolate, the devil added the calories."

Rating: 4.33 (Number of Voters: 3)

"The difference between medicine and poison is the dosage."

Rating: 6.80 (Number of Voters: 5)

"Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician."

Rating: 4.00 (Number of Voters: 1)

"Let problems make you better, not bitter."

Rating: 8.00 (Number of Voters: 6)

"Few things are as painful as the truth realized too late."

Rating: 5.50 (Number of Voters: 4)

"Better single than sorry."

Rating: 7.33 (Number of Voters: 3)

"A laugh is a smile with a soundtrack."

Rating: 6.25 (Number of Voters: 4)

"Perfection is a road, not a destination."

Rating: 4.00 (Number of Voters: 1)

"A BAD day's fishing still beats a GOOD day at work!"

Rating: 6.67 (Number of Voters: 3)

"DisneyLand: A people trap operated by a mouse."

Rating: 8.60 (Number of Voters: 5)

"Pay attention to your enemies. They are the first to discover your mistakes."

Rating: 5.20 (Number of Voters: 5)

"For good, return good. For evil, return justice."

Rating: 5.50 (Number of Voters: 2)

"Some people dream of success, while others wake up and work hard at it."

Rating: 6.60 (Number of Voters: 5)