Anonymous Quotes

"Most great discoveries start with making a mistake."

Rating: 5.50 (Number of Voters: 4)

"Life is a balancing of differences."

Rating: 3.33 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Middle age is when you have a choice of two temptations and choose the one that will get you home earlier."

Rating: 5.20 (Number of Voters: 5)

"Without music, life is a journey through a desert."

Rating: 6.67 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said."

Rating: 7.33 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Never lend money. It causes amnesia."

Rating: 3.80 (Number of Voters: 5)

"The law says you can have only one spouse. This is called monotony."

Rating: 6.60 (Number of Voters: 5)

"History: An illusion caused by the passage of time."

Rating: 8.50 (Number of Voters: 2)

"Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think."

Rating: 3.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Cats are meant to be loved, not to be understood."

Rating: 3.50 (Number of Voters: 2)

"Education: How come we have smart bombs and dumb kids?"

Rating: 3.75 (Number of Voters: 4)

"Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit."

Rating: 3.00 (Number of Voters: 5)

"First Law of Cooking: A Hot pot looks exactly the same as a cold pot."

Rating: 5.67 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Men give love to get sex, Women give sex to get love."

Rating: 3.33 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Lost illusions are truths discovered."

Rating: 1.00 (Number of Voters: 1)

"Education is the fountain that too few people drink from."

Rating: 6.25 (Number of Voters: 4)

"A conscience does not prevent sin. It only prevents you from enjoying it."

Rating: 5.40 (Number of Voters: 5)

"Some people have no respect for age unless it's bottled."

Rating: 4.67 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Education is a better safeguard of liberty than a standing army."

Rating: 1.75 (Number of Voters: 4)

"A butterfly is a self-propelled flower."

Rating: 7.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Manners are noises you don't make while eating soup."

Rating: 4.40 (Number of Voters: 5)

"A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow."

Rating: 4.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Going to church does not make you a Christian anymore than going to the kitchen makes you a cook."

Rating: 5.60 (Number of Voters: 5)

"Of course a platonic relationship is possible - but only between husband and wife."

Rating: 3.75 (Number of Voters: 4)

"Psychology - the art of turning stupidity into illness."

Rating: 6.33 (Number of Voters: 3)

"A husband is a man who lost his liberty in pursuit of happiness."

Rating: 6.83 (Number of Voters: 6)

"An optimist invented an airplane, a pessimist invented a parachute."

Rating: 4.50 (Number of Voters: 4)

"The difference between outlaws and inlaws is outlaws are wanted."

Rating: 3.33 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Some people look intelligent when they wear glasses, but it's only an optical illusion."

Rating: 4.67 (Number of Voters: 3)

"God invented dogs to give cats something to laugh at!"

Rating: 5.50 (Number of Voters: 4)

"God created Adam and Eve - not Adam and Steve."

Rating: 7.00 (Number of Voters: 4)

"A bartender is just a chemist with a limited inventory."

Rating: 7.33 (Number of Voters: 3)

"A Camel is a horse designed by a committee."

Rating: 5.25 (Number of Voters: 4)

"Conscience: keeps more people awake than coffee."

Rating: 7.67 (Number of Voters: 3)

"A book is a present you can open again and again!"

Rating: 8.33 (Number of Voters: 6)

"In matters of conscience, the law of the majority has no place."

Rating: 2.00 (Number of Voters: 4)

"A candy a day gives the dentist his pay."

Rating: 6.67 (Number of Voters: 9)

"A Terrorist is a man with a bomb but no aircraft to drop it from."

Rating: 7.00 (Number of Voters: 6)

"Every morning you are handed 24 golden hours. They are one of the few things in this world that you get free of charge. If you had all the money in the world, you couldn't buy an extra hour. What will you do with this priceless treasure Remember, you must use it, as it is given only once. Once wasted you cannot get it back."

Rating: 7.20 (Number of Voters: 5)

"After all, life is really simple; we ourselves create the circumstances that complicate it."

Rating: 4.30 (Number of Voters: 10)

"No rules for success will work if you don't."

Rating: 3.80 (Number of Voters: 5)

"Great minds have purposes, others have wishes."

Rating: 1.00 (Number of Voters: 1)

"It is not the size of the dog in the fight, it is the size of the fight in the dog!"

Rating: 5.25 (Number of Voters: 4)

"You can buy education, but wisdom is a gift from God."

Rating: 4.60 (Number of Voters: 5)

"If you get up one time more than you fall, you will make it through."

Rating: 6.80 (Number of Voters: 5)

"Wise men are not always silent, but they know when to be."

Rating: 7.00 (Number of Voters: 5)

"Optimism is the content of small men in high places."

Rating: 4.67 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Hell is a place where all the cooks are British."

Rating: 6.67 (Number of Voters: 3)