Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other.
We may give wise advice, but we cannot give wisdom to follow it.
Natural law is only whatever happens in your lifetime within fifty miles of you.
Cooking is just like religion. Rules don't no more make a cook than sermons make a saint.
Doctors bury their mistakes. Lawyers hang them. But journalists put theirs on the front page.
Every time history repeats itself the price goes up.
The trouble with being a parent is that by the time you are experienced, you are unemployed.
A liberal is a socialist with a wife and two children.
God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done.
Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow.
Advice is like snow -- the softer it falls, the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper in sinks into the mind.
I believe in the sun even if it isn't shining. I believe in love even when I am alone. I believe in God even when He is silent.
Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are foosteps on the moon.
To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
The only person worth envying is he person who doesn't envy.
[Hypothesis] Something murdered by facts.
Facts without theory is trivia. Theory without facts is bullshit.
Don't believe them who say that they will follow you like your shadow; because shadows disappear in darkness.
Happiness is what happens to us when we try to make someone else happy.
If you gave me something I need more than you do, you've given me a gift; If you've given me something you need more than I do, you've gifted me with love.
Feed you faith and your doubts will starve to death!
The distinction between a manager and a leader is as broad as the distance between control and inspiration.
Don't be angry at a friend who told your secret, for neither could you keep it to yourself.
The difference between men and boys is the price of their toys.
If you depend on others to make you happy, you will be endlessly disappointed.
Fish begins to stink at the head.
For God is not against us because of our sin. He is with us; against our sin.
Don't be afraid to learn. Knowledge is weightless, a treasure you can always carry easily.
Success is getting up just one more time than you fall down.
Sometimes the Lord calms the storm. Sometimes He lets the storm rage and calms His child.
Cancer is so limited, It cannot corrode faith, It cannot shatter hope, It cannot kill friendships, It cannot cripple love, It cannot destroy peace, It cannot silence courage, It cannot suppress memories, It cannot conquer the spirit.
Beat me with the truth, don't torture me with lies.
A woman's greatest power is her vulnerability.
A wise man sees as much as he should, not as much as he can.
A pessimist is someone who looks at the land of milk and honey and sees only calories and cholesterol.
A man has reached middle age when he is cautioned to slow down by his doctor instead of by the police.
The best bridge between hope and despair is often a good night's sleep.
Never argue with a stupid person. First they'll drag you down to their level, then they will beat you with experience.
A tree never hits an automobile except in self-defense.
Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.
Jesus did not come to make God's love possible, but to make God's love visible.
The economy depends about as much on economists as the weather does on forecasters.
Sometimes I know that there is intelligent life on other planets because they haven't tried to contact us.
There is a technical meteorological term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It's called a "Monday."
A stand can be made against invasion of an army; no stand can be made against invasion of an idea.
If someone is too tired to give you a smile, leave one of your own, because no one needs a smile as much as those who have none to give.
A wise person has something to say, a fool has to say something.
Some things that cost $5 to buy several years ago now costs $10 just to repair.
