Anonymous Quotes

"A smile is the lighting system of the face, the cooling system of the head and the heating system of the heart."


Rating: 5.60 (Number of Voters: 5)

"A synonym is a word you use in place of one you can't spell."


Rating: 5.67 (Number of Voters: 3)

"A man who thinks he is smarter than his wife, has a very smart wife!"


Rating: 7.50 (Number of Voters: 2)

"There are times when forgetting can be just as important as remembering - and even more difficult."


Rating: 5.00 (Number of Voters: 4)

"Some people hate waking up and getting out of bed. I enjoy it. I do it three or four times a day."


Rating: 7.00 (Number of Voters: 1)

"Faith sees the invisible, believes the incredible and receives the impossible."


Rating: 4.60 (Number of Voters: 5)

"A smart husband buys his wife very fine china so she won't trust him to wash it."


Rating: 8.00 (Number of Voters: 5)

"Jesus paid a debt he didn't owe because we had a debt we couldn't pay."


Rating: 5.60 (Number of Voters: 5)

"Experience is the father of wisdom and memory the mother."


Rating: 5.67 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Even though a marriage is made in heaven, the maintenance work has to be done here on earth!"


Rating: 3.80 (Number of Voters: 5)

"Some people take too much of vitamin "I"."


Rating: 2.67 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me."


Rating: 3.20 (Number of Voters: 5)

"A seafood diet is the best: whenever you see food, eat it."


Rating: 1.50 (Number of Voters: 2)

"A smile is a curve that sets things straight."


Rating: 3.14 (Number of Voters: 7)

"Death is life's way of telling you you're fired."


Rating: 6.00 (Number of Voters: 2)

"Before you can break out of prison, you must realize that you are locked up."


Rating: 6.75 (Number of Voters: 4)

"Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them."


Rating: 6.00 (Number of Voters: 4)

"Always buy good shoes, and a good bed. Because if you aren't in one, you're in the other."


Rating: 9.00 (Number of Voters: 1)

"God gave us time so that everything wouldn't happen all at once."


Rating: 3.67 (Number of Voters: 3)

"The easiest way to grow up is to surround yourself with people who are smarter than you."


Rating: 5.50 (Number of Voters: 4)

"The truth is like ice water, it shocks you when it hits you, but no one's ever died from it."


Rating: 4.40 (Number of Voters: 5)

"Alimony: funds which allow a woman who lived unhappily married to live happily unmarried."


Rating: 6.50 (Number of Voters: 2)

"Antiques are things one generation buys, the next generation gets rid off, and the following generation buys at auction at amazing prices."


Rating: 6.00 (Number of Voters: 1)

"A happy person is one whose arithmetic is at its best when they is counting their blessings."


Rating: 4.33 (Number of Voters: 6)

"Faith is not faith until it's all you're holding on to."


Rating: 3.40 (Number of Voters: 5)

"Some have the wisdom of old age and the energy of youth. Most have the wisdom of youth, and the energy of old age."


Rating: 3.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"The glass is not half-empty, it's just twice as big as it needs to be."


Rating: 8.67 (Number of Voters: 3)

"The next time the devil reminds you of your past, remind him of his future."


Rating: 7.00 (Number of Voters: 4)

"America is the only country in the world where the poor have a parking problem."


Rating: 4.25 (Number of Voters: 4)

"The greatest tragedy is when man gives up what he wants most for what he wants now!"


Rating: 8.00 (Number of Voters: 1)

"Happiness consists of three things: someone to love, work to do, and a clear conscience."


Rating: 2.00 (Number of Voters: 1)

"A person is only as big as the dream they dare to live."


Rating: 5.25 (Number of Voters: 4)

"Diplomacy is more than saying or doing the right things at the right time, it is avoiding saying or doing the wrong things at any time."


Rating: 2.00 (Number of Voters: 1)

"Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places."


Rating: 7.00 (Number of Voters: 5)

"Beauty is quite different from charm, beauty is what you notice in a woman, charm is when a woman notices you."


Rating: 2.75 (Number of Voters: 4)

"The world is composed of givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better."


Rating: 4.80 (Number of Voters: 5)

"Any man who laughs at women's clothes has never paid the bill for them."


Rating: 3.67 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Those who believe money can do everything are frequently prepared to do everything for money."


Rating: 5.75 (Number of Voters: 4)

"A diplomat is someone who can speak without saying anything."


Rating: 8.50 (Number of Voters: 4)

"To err is human, to blame it on someone else is more human."


Rating: 4.00 (Number of Voters: 2)

"Any car will last a lifetime - if you are careless enough."


Rating: 4.50 (Number of Voters: 4)

"Don't tell God how big your problems are... tell your problems how big your God is."


Rating: 5.33 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Don't gripe about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn't be a member."


Rating: 4.80 (Number of Voters: 5)

"If you can't sleep, don't count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd."


Rating: 9.00 (Number of Voters: 1)

"There are three ways to obtain wealth: inheritance, luck, and hard work. None is guaranteed, but you have no influence over the first two."


Rating: 6.00 (Number of Voters: 4)

"A 'wish' changes nothing. A 'decision' changes everything!"


Rating: 8.00 (Number of Voters: 12)

"If evolution was true, mothers would have more than two hands."


Rating: 2.67 (Number of Voters: 3)

"If you have food in the refrigerator, clothes on your back, a roof overhead, and a place to sleep... you are richer than 75% of this world."


Rating: 6.75 (Number of Voters: 4)