Anonymous Quotes

"An open mind does not always require an open mouth."

Rating: 3.60 (Number of Voters: 5)

"Time keeps everything from happening all at once. Space keeps everything from happening all to you."

Rating: 3.50 (Number of Voters: 2)

"The difference between a rebel and a patriot is wether who is in power."

Rating: 8.00 (Number of Voters: 4)

"History is a selective interpretation of events designed to justify those currently in power. Memory is the same thing on an individual scale."

Rating: 5.75 (Number of Voters: 4)

"A husband is the medicine that cures all the ills of girlhood."

Rating: 6.75 (Number of Voters: 8)

"Our five senses are incomplete without the sixth - a sense of humor."

Rating: 7.20 (Number of Voters: 5)

"Every good friend once was a stranger."

Rating: 5.00 (Number of Voters: 4)

"Archeologist: someone whose career lies in ruins."

Rating: 5.50 (Number of Voters: 6)

"There are three dimensions to credit cards, length, width and debt."

Rating: 5.00 (Number of Voters: 4)

"Forgiveness is like the fragrance a flower gives after it's been stepped on."

Rating: 6.50 (Number of Voters: 2)

"A real patriot is someone who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works."

Rating: 5.00 (Number of Voters: 4)

"A friend is someone who dances with you in the sunlight and walks beside you in the shadows."

Rating: 8.20 (Number of Voters: 5)

"Life is not fair, but life is not fair for everyone. That makes life fair."

Rating: 5.50 (Number of Voters: 2)

"After the government takes enough to balance the budget, the taxpayer has the job of budgeting the balance."

Rating: 7.67 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Proverbs contain within one or two lines the lessons of lifetime."

Rating: 5.50 (Number of Voters: 2)

"Time is the best teacher; unfortunately it kills all its students."

Rating: 5.50 (Number of Voters: 6)

"A good friend sees the first tear, catches the second and stops the third."

Rating: 7.63 (Number of Voters: 8)

"Quotations are sometimes valuable pearls, but original thoughts can be priceless treasure."

Rating: 6.50 (Number of Voters: 6)

"A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words."

Rating: 3.33 (Number of Voters: 3)

"A face without freckles is like a sky without stars."

Rating: 5.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Don't borrow sorrow from tomorrow!"

Rating: 7.00 (Number of Voters: 1)

"Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous."

Rating: 8.00 (Number of Voters: 5)

"A conservative is a politician who wants to keep what the liberals fought for a generation ago."

Rating: 4.33 (Number of Voters: 3)

"A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterward."

Rating: 7.40 (Number of Voters: 10)

"We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police."

Rating: 5.50 (Number of Voters: 2)

"Anger is only one letter short of danger."

Rating: 6.00 (Number of Voters: 4)

"Blowing out another's candle will not make yours shine brighter."

Rating: 4.00 (Number of Voters: 4)

"Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle."

Rating: 4.60 (Number of Voters: 5)

"Treat anger like gold. Spend it wisely or not at all."

Rating: 7.25 (Number of Voters: 4)

"There are no strangers in this world, just friends we've never met."

Rating: 6.50 (Number of Voters: 2)

"A computer is almost human - except that it does not blame its mistakes on another computer."

Rating: 9.25 (Number of Voters: 8)

"Don't grieve that your roses have thorns. Rejoice instead that your thorns have roses."

Rating: 5.00 (Number of Voters: 5)

"Best friends don't ask you: "Is something wrong?" Best friends ask you: "Whats wrong?"."

Rating: 6.25 (Number of Voters: 4)

"A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it."

Rating: 6.91 (Number of Voters: 11)

"A diplomatic husband said to his wife: "How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?""

Rating: 9.43 (Number of Voters: 14)

"Having someplace to go to is home. Having someone to love is family. Having both is a blessing."

Rating: 6.50 (Number of Voters: 4)

"Clock: A small mechanical device to wake up people without children."

Rating: 5.83 (Number of Voters: 6)

"Never wrestle with a pig. You both get all dirty, and the pig likes it."

Rating: 2.00 (Number of Voters: 1)

"Even a short pencil is more reliable then the longest memory."

Rating: 5.80 (Number of Voters: 5)

"Reality is for people who lack imagination."

Rating: 4.00 (Number of Voters: 2)

"A sharp tongue and a dull mind are usually found in the same head."

Rating: 6.50 (Number of Voters: 4)

"Courage is not the absence of fear. Courage is the presence of fear with the capacity to manage and overcome it."

Rating: 6.67 (Number of Voters: 3)

"A candidate is someone who gets money from the rich and votes from the poor to protect them from each other."

Rating: 4.33 (Number of Voters: 6)

"The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement."

Rating: 5.33 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Do's and don'ts influence wills and won'ts."

Rating: 6.50 (Number of Voters: 4)

"Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have."

Rating: 6.75 (Number of Voters: 4)

"The Lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math."

Rating: 3.67 (Number of Voters: 3)

"The zoo is a place for animals to study the behaviour of human beings."

Rating: 3.75 (Number of Voters: 4)