Be on the world, not of it. As a waterdrop on a lotusleaf.
The best prophet of the future is the past.
Pessimist's definition of an Optimist: Someone who knows today is so bad, tomorrow has just got to be better.
Friends come and go, but enemies are here forever.
The only thing in life achieved without effort is failure.
Women can fake orgasms, men can fake the whole relationships.
People in your life will come and go like the ocean tides, but few will leave such an imprint on your soul that it can not be washed away.
Reality is a poor substitute for my dreams.
When you meet a stranger, give them a smile. It may be the only sunshine they see all day.
It's often not what we say that hurts, but what we don't say.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Stupidity is permanent; ignorance can be fixed.
The things we remember best are those better forgotten.
There is a fine line between coincidence and fate.
People too weak to follow their own dreams will always find a way to discourage others.
Fate is only for those unable to control their own futures.
Information is knowledge, knowledge is influence, influence is power.
The whole is greater than the sum of the parts.
Normality is in the eye of the beholder.
If intelligence had anything to do with the voting process, then all the smart people would vote the same.
Insanity is inherited. You get it from your kids.
Knowledge is knowing something. Wisdom is knowing what to do with that knowledge.
If you don't trust your abilities, nobody else will.
There are only 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary and those who don't.
Let them hate me, as long as they fear me.
Borrow money from pessimists - they won't expect it back.
History shows that life is the cheapest commodity.
Nothing is more certain than the certainty of being uncertain.
The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding bureaucracy.
Pain is your friend; it lets you know that you're still alive.
Dead fish go with the flow... but I'm not dead yet.
Satisfaction is the death of desire.
You can choose your friends, but you can't choose your enemies.
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes to the bone.
Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone truly special to catch your heart.
The family that prays together stays together.
Five out of four people have problems with fractions.
Trust is trusting someone without knowing that you can.
Pessimists are Optimists with experience.
Hope for the best, but prepare for the worst.
Kill one person you're a murderer, kill ten people you're a serial killer, kill a million and you get invited to a peace conference.
I'm going to live forever. Or die trying.
