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"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."

Rating: 4.33 (Number of Voters: 3)

"We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works."

Rating: 9.22 (Number of Voters: 9)

"Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so."

Rating: 9.50 (Number of Voters: 2)

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

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Rating: 4.00 (Number of Voters: 2)

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."

Rating: 1.00 (Number of Voters: 1)