Scott Adams

"Dance like it hurts,
Love like you need money,
Work when people are watching."


Rating: 5.17 (Number of Voters: 6)

"In the future, airplanes will be flown by a dog and a pilot. And the dog's job will be to make sure that if the pilot tries to touch any of the buttons, the dog bites him."


Rating: 6.00 (Number of Voters: 3)