Fred Allen

"I can\`t listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland."

Rating: 4.50 (Number of Voters: 2)

"Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars."

Rating: 6.00 (Number of Voters: 1)

"Committee - a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done."

Rating: 4.50 (Number of Voters: 4)