Woody Allen

"Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best."

Rating: 6.20 (Number of Voters: 5)

"Humankind is at the crossroads. One path leads to utter despair and hopelessness. The other path to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly."

Rating: 4.00 (Number of Voters: 2)

"Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions."

Rating: 5.00 (Number of Voters: 2)

"The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep."

Rating: 3.00 (Number of Voters: 2)

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying."

Rating: 6.80 (Number of Voters: 5)

"It was partially my fault that we got divorced. I tended to place my wife under a pedestal."

Rating: 6.50 (Number of Voters: 4)

"It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens."

Rating: 5.25 (Number of Voters: 4)