Russell Baker

"A solved problem creates two new problems, and the best prescription for happy living is not to solve any more problems than you have to."

Rating: 3.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals are bad is like the Mafia getting together to bump off the Godfather for not going to church on Sunday."

Rating: 4.33 (Number of Voters: 3)

"In America nothing dies easier than tradition."

Rating: 3.50 (Number of Voters: 4)