Dave Barry

"Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing."

Rating: 7.40 (Number of Voters: 5)

"Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking."

Dave Barry
Dave Barry "The Taming of the Screw"

Rating: 4.00 (Number of Voters: 5)

"You can only be young once but you can be immature forever."

Rating: 2.67 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Buying the right computer and getting it to work properly is no more complicated than building a nuclear reactor from wristwatch parts in a darkened room using only your teeth."

Dave Barry
Dave Barry "Dave Barry in Cyberspace"

Rating: 6.00 (Number of Voters: 3)