John Barrymore

"Sex is the thing that takes the least time and causes the most trouble."

Rating: 4.67 (Number of Voters: 3)

"The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run."

Rating: 4.40 (Number of Voters: 5)

"Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock."

Rating: 5.00 (Number of Voters: 5)

"A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams."

Rating: 3.00 (Number of Voters: 5)

"My only regret in the theatre is that I could never sit out front and watch me."

Rating: 3.50 (Number of Voters: 4)