Victor Borge

"Santa Claus had the right idea. Visit everyone once a year."

Rating: 8.67 (Number of Voters: 6)

"I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible...and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary."

Rating: 4.25 (Number of Voters: 4)

"He was happily married - but his wife wasn't."

Rating: 8.40 (Number of Voters: 5)

"Laughter is the closest distance between two people."

Rating: 6.33 (Number of Voters: 3)