Ashleigh Brilliant

"Life is too important to be taken as a joke, but too ridiculous to be taken seriously."

Rating: 5.40 (Number of Voters: 5)

"Life may have no meaning -- or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove."

Rating: 3.67 (Number of Voters: 3)

"If only our great thinkers could learn to talk, and our great talkers could learn to think."

Rating: 3.67 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Keep some souvenirs of your past, or how will you ever prove it wasn't all a dream?"

Rating: 2.71 (Number of Voters: 7)

"Living on earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the sun."

Rating: 3.33 (Number of Voters: 3)

"If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion."

Rating: 5.20 (Number of Voters: 5)

"My first line of defense against reality is called sleep."

Rating: 6.00 (Number of Voters: 4)

"My play was a complete success. The audience was a failure."

Rating: 5.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"One good thing about my computer: it never asks why."

Rating: 3.40 (Number of Voters: 5)

"Life is the only game in which the object of the game is to learn the rules."

Rating: 6.75 (Number of Voters: 8)

"All I want is a little more than I'll ever get."

Rating: 4.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"The majority is never right, unless it includes me."

Rating: 6.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Success for some people, depends on becoming well-known; for others, it depends on never being found out."

Rating: 4.80 (Number of Voters: 5)

"The best reason for having dreams is that in dreams no reasons are necessary."

Rating: 5.67 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Sometimes the best way to be useful is to get out of somebody's way."

Rating: 3.67 (Number of Voters: 3)

"The difference between friendship and love is how much you can hurt each other."

Rating: 7.75 (Number of Voters: 4)

"Be kind to unkind people; they probably need it the most."

Rating: 5.60 (Number of Voters: 5)

"Please don't lie to me, unless you're absolutely sure I'll never find out the truth."

Rating: 6.33 (Number of Voters: 3)