George Carlin

"Some see the glass as half-empty, some see the glass as half-full. I see the glass as too big."

Rating: 6.80 (Number of Voters: 5)

"It's never just a game when you're winning."

Rating: 7.00 (Number of Voters: 8)

"Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong."

Rating: 6.50 (Number of Voters: 2)