If you must love your neighbor as yourself, it is at least as fair to love yourself as your neighbor.
Change of fashion is the tax levied by the industry of the poor on the vanity of the rich.
Philosophy, like medicine, has plenty of drugs, few good remedies, and hardly any specific cures.
Preoccupation with money is the great test of small natures, but only a small test of great ones.
Society is composed of two great classes - those who have more dinners than appetite, and those who have more appetite than dinners.
Living is a sickness to which sleep provides relief every sixteen hours. It's a palliative. The remedy is death.
Conviction is the conscience of intellect.
I have three kinds of friends: those who love me, those who pay no attention to me, and those who detest me.
The most wasted day of all is that during which we have not laughed.
The only thing that stops God sending a second Flood is that the first one was useless.
