Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary.
Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.
Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose.
[Statistics] Fiction in its most uninteresting form.
[Statistics] The science that can prove everything except the usefulness of statistics.
Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them.
The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.
You can't do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth.
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.
A bacteriologist is a man whose conversation always start with the germ of an idea.
