I am in favor of preserving the French habit of kissing ladies hands - after all, one must start somewhere.
When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
The better I know men... the more I like dogs!
Women... Women are lovely, but dogs are so much more loyal.
If women were good, God would have one.
You're not rich because you have money, but because you spend it.
When you listen to Mozart, the silence that follows is still Mozart.
A murderer is a robber who got interrupted.
A woman who runs off with her lover is not abandonning her husband: she is sparing him a disloyal wife.