Kin Hubbard

"There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?"

Rating: 5.67 (Number of Voters: 6)

"There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them."

Rating: 3.33 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men."

Rating: 3.00 (Number of Voters: 5)

"No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish."

Rating: 4.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest."

Rating: 3.33 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny."

Rating: 2.80 (Number of Voters: 5)

"The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket."

Rating: 4.80 (Number of Voters: 5)

"Bargain - anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on."

Rating: 5.33 (Number of Voters: 3)

"It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you."

Rating: 4.75 (Number of Voters: 4)

"We'd all like to vote for the best man but he's never a candidate."

Rating: 4.40 (Number of Voters: 5)

"Men are not punished for their for sins, but by them."

Rating: 5.00 (Number of Voters: 2)

"A good listener is usually thinking about something else."

Rating: 4.75 (Number of Voters: 4)