There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?
There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.
Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
Bargain - anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you.
We'd all like to vote for the best man but he's never a candidate.
Men are not punished for their for sins, but by them.
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
