Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
When life's problems seem overwhelming, look around and see what other people are coping with. You may consider yourself fortunate.
Women complain about sex more often than men. Their gripes fall into two major categories: (1) Not enough. (2) Too much.
The naked truth is always better than the best dressed lie.
Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.
There are three types of people in this world: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who say, 'What happened?'.
Those who drink to drown their sorrows should be taught that sorrows know how to swim.
At age 20 we worry about what others think of us. At 40 we don't care what they think of us. At 60 we discover they haven't been thinking of us at all.
