Doug Larson

"The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools."

Rating: 3.33 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks."

Rating: 7.83 (Number of Voters: 6)

"A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience."

Rating: 6.25 (Number of Voters: 4)

"Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own."

Rating: 4.25 (Number of Voters: 4)