Stephen Leacock

"Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it."

Rating: 5.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Many a man in love with a dimple makes a mistake of marrying the whole girl."

Rating: 3.25 (Number of Voters: 4)

"In ancient times they had no statistics so they had to fall back on lies."

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"I am a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it."

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"All very old men have splendid educations; all men who apparently know nothing else have thorough classical educations; nobody has an average education."

Rating: 4.00 (Number of Voters: 3)