Fran Lebowitz

"Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine."

Rating: 7.50 (Number of Voters: 4)

"Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying."

Rating: 2.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Food is an important part of a balanced diet."

Rating: 4.80 (Number of Voters: 5)

"Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met."

Fran Lebowitz
Fran Lebowitz "Social Studies"

Rating: 4.50 (Number of Voters: 2)

"Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you."

Rating: 4.50 (Number of Voters: 4)

"My favorite animal is steak."

Rating: 4.75 (Number of Voters: 4)

"The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink."

Rating: 5.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?"

Rating: 4.60 (Number of Voters: 5)

"The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting."

Fran Lebowitz
Fran Lebowitz "Social Studies"

Rating: 3.00 (Number of Voters: 4)

"Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep."

Rating: 4.00 (Number of Voters: 4)