Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.
My favorite animal is steak.
The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?
The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.
