Steve Martin

"First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me."

Rating: 5.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke."

Rating: 4.20 (Number of Voters: 5)

"I believe that sex is the most beautiful, natural, and wholesome thing that money can buy."

Rating: 3.25 (Number of Voters: 4)

"Talking about music is like dancing about architecture."

Rating: 5.33 (Number of Voters: 3)