Groucho Marx

"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies."

Rating: 7.67 (Number of Voters: 3)

"The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open."

Rating: 5.40 (Number of Voters: 5)

"I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal."

Rating: 3.40 (Number of Voters: 5)

"Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough."

Rating: 2.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."

Rating: 5.40 (Number of Voters: 5)