Jackie Mason

"It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like."

Rating: 4.00 (Number of Voters: 2)

"I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something."

Rating: 6.00 (Number of Voters: 4)

"This is the only country in the world where the food is more dangerous than sex."

Jackie Mason (about England)
Jackie Mason (about England)

Rating: 5.20 (Number of Voters: 5)