Ogden Nash

"Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind."

Ogden Nash "I'm a Stranger Here Myself"

Sin and Conscience

Rating: 3.67 (Number of Voters: 3)

"I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it."

Ogden Nash "I'm a Stranger Here Myself"

Sin and Conscience

Rating: 9.00 (Number of Voters: 1)

"People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they don't want it."

Ogden Nash

Dreams and Desires

Rating: 8.25 (Number of Voters: 4)

"If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work."

Ogden Nash

Richness and Money

Work and Laziness

Rating: 6.17 (Number of Voters: 6)

"A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold."

Ogden Nash

Family and Loneliness

Rating: 8.00 (Number of Voters: 5)

"A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of."

Ogden Nash

Nature and Animals

Various

Rating: 6.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them."

Ogden Nash

Marriage

Rating: 7.67 (Number of Voters: 3)

"The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control."

Ogden Nash "I'm a Stranger Here Myself"

Happiness

Rating: 7.00 (Number of Voters: 1)

"Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else."

Ogden Nash

Memory

Youth and Age

Rating: 4.80 (Number of Voters: 5)

"Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind."

Ogden Nash "I'm a Stranger Here Myself"

Sin and Conscience

Rating: 7.00 (Number of Voters: 1)

"People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up."

Ogden Nash

Richness and Money

Work and Laziness

Rating: 5.60 (Number of Voters: 5)

"One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence."

Ogden Nash "A Clean Conscience Never Relaxes"

Memory

Sin and Conscience

Rating: 3.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"You have reached middle age when the phone rings on Saturday night, you pray it isn't for you."

Ogden Nash

Youth and Age

Rating: 8.00 (Number of Voters: 2)