Dorothy Parker

"I hate writing. But I love having written."

Rating: 3.00 (Number of Voters: 4)

"That woman speaks eighteen languages and can't say No in any of them."

Rating: 2.80 (Number of Voters: 5)

"The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant--and let the air out of the tires."

Rating: 6.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair."

Rating: 6.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"The two most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed"."

Rating: 6.00 (Number of Voters: 1)

"If you want to know what the Lord God thinks of money, just look at those to whom he gives it."

Rating: 2.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Sorrow is tranquillity remembered in emotion."

Dorothy Parker
Dorothy Parker "Here Lies"

Rating: 2.33 (Number of Voters: 3)