In a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence.
Incompetence plus incompetence equals incompetence.
Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
America is a country that doesn't know where it is going but is determined to set a speed record getting there.
Against logic there is no armor like ignorance.
Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status.
Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.
Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
The hardest thing in life is to learn which bridge to cross and which to burn.
Television has changed the American child from an irresistible force into an immovable object.
Every girl should use what mother nature gives her before father time takes it away.
