Rita Rudner

"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."

Rating: 5.00 (Number of Voters: 4)

"Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them."

Rating: 5.40 (Number of Voters: 5)

"In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk."

Rating: 4.33 (Number of Voters: 3)